arse biscuit

An arse biscuit is usually an insult, it basically translates as your the piece of shit, hanging from someones arse hair, thats gone crusty like a biscuit! Usually a word to insult a man, as women dont tend to get arse hair!

Your a fuckin arse bisuit

by Bobina July 18, 2005

arse biscuits

clagnuts, hairy raisins. dangleberries.

the accumulation of faeces around the anus, matted into the pubic hair. can often only be hanging on by a single thread of pube.

by woodpidgeon September 19, 2003

Arse Biscuit

Noun; meaning Turd, the plural; "Arse Biscuits!" is most often heard as an expletive.

(Upon hitting hand with hammer) "Arse Biscuits!"

by Steve Bush March 16, 2004

Arse-Biscuit

A term used when playfully or seriously intending to insult someone. Usually a person who has done the user wrong.

Arse-Biscuit!

C'mon man, I'm not that bad!

by Bizarre Key April 25, 2017

arse biscuit

a large chocolatey coloured poo that looks remarkable like a yummy biscuit

You should have seen the arse biscuit I just fed the toilet!

by J Nesbitt December 3, 2003

arse biscuits

Something that is completely pants much like biscuits made from anal seepage.

This website is complete arse biscuits.

by Bumfist Pendulum June 21, 2003

Arse-Biscuit

A term used when playfully or seriously intending to insult someone. Usually a person who has done the user wrong.

Arse-Biscuit!

C'mon man, I'm not that bad!

by Bizarre Key April 25, 2017