Brotide

when you and your fellow bro do something awesome together, and when both bros have a mutual feeling of likeness toward "The Tide" (Alabama Football)

Guy 1: My lacrosse team just won its 13th national championship!
Guy 2: Like Alabama University? Brotide to that!

Guy 1: Thanks for helping me eat all of these sandwiches my girl made. I think having you and all of my other friends over watching the game was the most chill thing i've done in a while.
Guy 2: Anytime, Brotide.

by Clark Roberts August 22, 2011

Bironic

Ironically bi(-sexual), often due to a decidedly Byronic demeanor (the pun is deliberate). Generally refers to males who project archetypical masculinity (stoic, distant, self-sufficient, curt) yet also maintain some degree of homoerotic desire. The classic example for this is Ennis Del Mar, portrayed by Heath Ledger in the 2005 film, Brokeback Mountain. Also refers to situations involving a bironic character, used in the same way "ironic" might be.

(Males A and B watching Brokeback Mountain:
Ennis: This is a one-shot thing we got goin on here
Jack: It's nobodies business but ours
E: You know I ain't queer
J: You know I ain't either)

A: Wow, that's... bironic
B: What, you mean like, how in-denial they are about their own gayness?
A: No, I mean, the way they separate their behavior and desire from larger social expectations regarding the binaries of gender roles and attraction
B: ...Because they're both still decidedly masculine, in the gender-normative sense of the word?
A: Exactly!
B: Wow, what a relief! In that case, I guess it's ok to tell you that when I'm scared or confused and can't sleep, I imagine you lying next to me as I caress your chest and smell your hair.
A: You are one bironic bro, bro... but you're MY bironic bro!
(they kiss)

by F1re-Eyed B0y October 15, 2011

brotilt

when a knit cap, preferably neff brand, is worn behind the ears, flopping off the back of the head.

when worn with a flannel and semi-tight jeans, the brotilt is the ultimate sex god look

tim was rockin the twelve point brotilt with his knit beanie.

by bigcat27 February 28, 2010

Brotip

A protip shared from bro to bro

Brotip: Take the key on the left.

by Indrion January 3, 2009

Brotisserie

This is a rare act that consists of 2 bros and 1 chick (preferably a dime piece). One of the bros is nailing the dime doggy style while the other is receiving head from said dime. Depending on the skill level of the bros and the size of the dime the bros then rotate the dime around like a chicken rotisserie. To complete the brotisserie the bros must chug a natty whilst high-fiving over the dime.

Hey bro remember when we talked that dime into a brotisserie? That was chill.

by <SWAG> March 14, 2011

Brotista Breeze

When a bro farts on someone else; usually the victim is a bro, but it can often be a non-bro as well.

Yo, so I was playing beer pong with a bunch of Bros, when suddenly one of them held me down and another gave me a brotista breeze. Shit was sooo not cash.

by 4tehlulz34 September 14, 2009

Brotie

A tie, usually worn by one that would consider himself a "bro", but is considered by everyone else as an utter toolbag of society.

"Deary me, did you see Jimmy and Todd wearing their Broties? How embarrassed they must be."

by Dr. Fetus Ink February 20, 2009