Birk

Birk is commonly used as a light hearted, almost affectionate insult, referring to someone who is a bit silly, or has done something stupid.

Its origins are more coarse. Its a derivative of the cockney rhyming slang Birkley Hunt - I.e. cunt.

1. Modern - you are such a birk for eating that mouldy food.

2. Archaic - my birk hurts.

3. Cockney - get off me you stupid birkley.

by Oliver Turnbull April 5, 2004

birks

Birks: short for Birkenstock, expensive stylish footwear, usually considered to be wore by "hippies", very comfortable shoes that are becoming more popular

Those who diss the Birks are missing out.

by -S- April 6, 2004

The Birks

An STD transmitted from tainted water

My balls are itchy doctor told me I have the birks

by Gacy Dahmer February 12, 2019

birk

birk is a norwegian name of a boy that is good at everything

"omg! Birk is so good at everything"

by Wildo Dildo January 17, 2020

birks

short for Birkenstock sandals. usually found on the feet of students at liberal arts colleges.

i'm gonna take that fuckin hippies birks and shove em up his ass sideways

by in2b8yall December 15, 2003

Birking

The act of a multiplayer video game destroying the fun of playing by letting a single player win every match, even in the most unfair or ridiculous of situations.

After the victory by the Birked player, the other players make dick-sucking noises, insinuating that the game is blowing the winning player.

Matt: "Dude! How did you win? I had full health and you only had one hit left! The game is totally Birking you!"

by AdamIrwin December 10, 2010

birk

Birk is a man that have class. he is the most coolest guy in the room at all times. he is also the sexyest man you can know, he so nice too, he is also pretty rich, he always spends money on his friends

Birk is the coolest and sexyest mani know

by wazzzzupp mother fooocker October 27, 2018