bird flu

adjective. Used in slang as the extreme of the words "ill" or "sick", resulting from it's health-threatening tendencies.

You hear that new hip hop album, it's straight up bird flu.

Mahmud isn't just ill, he's bird flu.

by Mahmud April 20, 2006

Bird Flu

An STD that you have picked up off a female most likely from Portsmouth.

tom : mate i got it on with a girl the other night.
jack : excellent
tom : not really turns out she has got bird flu ( ie an std)

by Sir Jack December 10, 2007

bird flu

a new word for ill or cool using bird for fly and flu like sick so the item that the person is calling bird flu is sick and fly, which are two words that pretty much mean cool.

My Chain -Gucci Mane "My chain got pneumonia, watch got the bird flu..."

by guy.mann July 5, 2009

bird flu

The feeling of illness due to the menstrual cycle.

1)While puking her guts out and groaning in pain, her mother asked what was wrong. "I've got the damned Bird Flu" was her reply.

by Chris-tina January 2, 2007

bird flu

The latest Republican fear mongering talking point. Primary aim: Scare Americans with talk of pandemic in order to change the subject from Scooter Libby's indictment, Supreme Court nomination failure, Bush's approval rating at 38%, GOP decision to cut senior drug benefits, Karl Rove still under investigation, etc., etc.

Actually that's not true, but not able to reason for yourself you assume that it is. This is a real threat and George bush isn't just saying that it is. See scientific america, world health orgization. As for the original post of this see: Fucktard,asshat and BITCH!

I thought the "bird flu" was republican scare mongering!(Dies)

by Chris Mankey April 10, 2006

Bird Flu

Birdflu: (noun) pronounced: *B-heard Fl-Who*

An illness made of chicken, pigeon, vulture and do-do bird-esque features. It includes severe inner uglyness which in turn makes the outside appear hideous. Loud and obnoxious outbursts may occur if they are provoked. Provocation stems from scuffed Payless shoes, loose weaves,cocked eyes and apparently razor bumps.It is also said to be contagious.

"Man, that bitch must have Tucan Sam in her blood cuz she got the bird flu!!!"

by Blaque916 May 28, 2006

bird flu

when a man or lesbian is being driven crazy or sick by they're current or ex female partner (also known as a "bird" in the UK).

1st guy: Man did you hear about Andy's problems with his girl?
2nd guy: Yeah man, he's got bad bird flu.
OR
1st guy: Dude, did you hear about how Martin's ex has been treating him?
2nd guy: Yeah, it's so bad, he don't deserve it at all. She's being so childish! Mart's got 1st degree bird flu!

by A Man Scorned July 15, 2008