birching

the practice of chewing twigs; predating Islamic culture, chewing twigs was the only source for oral hygiene. This trend has died with the evolution of toothbrushes and toothpaste, but recent scientific research still regards chewing twigs at the same orally hygienic standard as the toothbrush.

"what are you . . . chewing on a stick?"
"No, I'm birching."

by Richard Seguritan April 01, 2007

birch

(n) plural: -es / a set of people that are not bound by the limitations alcoholism/addiction/sanity

"Girl, you my birch"

"Ain't gonna' cut down this birch tree"

"Beyonce"

by v0mitt January 28, 2014

birch

A combination of a bird and bitch.

That skank ass birch won't give me my mother fuckin money.

by Domizan July 20, 2006

Birch

A drink consisting of Redbull, vodka, and peach schnapps.

You can't have a birch, because we ran out of Redbull

by Dpeatice December 25, 2011

birch

the promenade in the heart of Brea, California. Often referred to as Birch Street. Basically, the only fucking thing to do in Brea if your under 18 and can't drink or party. Includes two movie theaters and various shops, and is very close to the mall. Kids swarm it on the weekend, the place to go, when your not at the mall or at school or something elsee unimportant.

Pretty much truee. Yeahh i live theree. :

BOY 1 "Sheeeeeet Sonn, You going to Birchh tonight?"
BOY 2 "Hell Yeahh. Got no where elsee to be."
-OR-
GIRL 1 "Heyy, wanna hang out this weekendd?"
GIRL 2 "Hmmm, Birchh?"
GIRL 1 "Suree, unless you wanna go to the mall."

by Kay-teaaaa (: February 29, 2008

birch

1. A red Bull and Vodka

2. A derogatory term for someone you don't want to call an outright bitch.

3. A name to address a crowd of people by

1. I am thirsty, im gonna drink a fuckin birch

2. fuck that birch

3. what's up birches? Someone bring me a birch

by T. Pace October 24, 2007

Birches

A word to say instead of bitches if your parents or sensitive friends who don’t like curse words watch your Snapchat or Instagram story. The real definition is supposed to be a tree or something but ignore that

Me on my Snapchat story: Mario cart with the birches!!!

Friend: tf did you just call me

Me: a bitchhhhh

by Bad birch June 29, 2018