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BioShock

Only the most incredible, beautiful, heartbreaking interactive experience EVAR. One of the three main reasons why the 360 is the best system, the other two being Mass Effect and Xbox Live. BioShock = Win.
"Dude, you played BioShock yet? It's seriously h4x!"

"No, man, I'm an ignorant lump who only likes to play Halo. I'm not cool enough to play BioShock."
by lamplighter January 9, 2009
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Bioshock 2's Multiplayer

Developed by Digital Extremes and published by 2K games.

The vast majority of the High Ranking players pick the cheap Electrobolt/Elephant Gun loadout, which requires zero skill to use. Any loadouts that are effective against countering these players are considered "noob" and bawwww/ragequit about them only for them to use it themselves.

Instead of allowing the player to host a server on the PC version and pick whatever they want, the developers, much like most of the ones in the past 2 years (see Modern Warfare 2), got dropped on the head and decided to use a match maker, which typically puts the player in matches that are almost over or with scores such as 490-10 and placing the player on the losing team or in matches with the host lagging and disconnecting everyone.

A Map Pack the Rapture Metro was released in May 11 2010 for Multiplayer. In it contains 6 new maps for user's enjoyment. Unlike the Tester Pack or the Character Map Pack, which were already included in the original game files (you still had to pay money just to use them), not everyone has the DLC. As a result they never show up on the match maker. 2K officials have promised a future patch giving a DLC map loadout but no patch was ever developed. In addition, the last DLC "Minerva's Den" was not released on the PC.

The overall lack of polish in Bioshock 2's multiplayer mode may have contributed to an annoucement that Bioshock Infinite may not have multiplayer shipped with it upon it's release.
Player 1: "Well Bioshock 2's Multiplayer was one of the biggest disappointments of my life. I spent $10 on the DLC map pack and I learned I can't even play it 99% of the time."

Player 2: "Stfu go play it on a private match"
by Quantumity October 9, 2010
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Bioshocked

The act of having your pc get blown up due to playing bioshock, which actually happened to a guy.
"Dude that guys pc blew up!"

"Bioshocked!"
by Ollie180790 December 12, 2007
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bioshock

An amazing next gen game made by 2k, where you, a middle aged man, travels to an underwater 'world' called Rapture, in which you get attacked by various creatures, most of them being "Splicers", but also the "Big Daddy", who protects the demon girls you meet up with throughout the game. Bioshock is now out for Xbox 360 and PC.
Person 1: Hey man, what's that you're playing?

Person 2: Oh, it's the new game Bioshock...it friggin owns dude.

Person 1: Sweet, how much is it?

Person 2: 50$

Person 1: NICE!
by coolperson336 August 28, 2007
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bioshock

youre this bitch ass guy with a sweater going to see your relatives in a plane ride but then it crashes because even god hates you and then you go underwaeter and theres thios bitch who fuckin loves potatoes and then you do things that can be considered homosexual and then theres these fuckers called sploicers and bog doddos and these little bitches you can kill or save but who CARES
''dude have you played bioshock it's so amazing''

''no i haven't played bioshock because i'm an asshole''
by bootyshock December 28, 2011
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Bioshock

1. A super badass game that makes you kill crying people that are crazy and/or paranoid,Shoot gaint diving suits, and capture little girls

2. You life getting shocked...what were you expecting?

3. Something that would probably get confused for Biohazard(Resident Evil) in Japan.
Dude Bioshock is BADASS MAN!
by blahblahblah do you care? January 21, 2009
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bigshocker

A man from Slovenia who is genius.
BigShocker rulz.
by Boris April 9, 2003
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