An unstoppable force, ring leader of the beri and bori. Often called bilbo beansprout for his notoriously massive knob. Wants over hentai and gets any girl he wants. Instant death upon his touch.
by cannysaylad February 22, 2019
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Tonight was supposed to be the best night of my life until this 80 year old woman ran over my sister, fucking BILBO!
by Sir Joseph Poon February 15, 2008
Get the bilbo mug.For whatever reason, a bilbo became the name given to an individual who wasn't given much chance of survival during games of Advanced Dungeons & Dragons. For added humililation, the name was pronounced in a low voice with the emphasis on the O. Also used to designate an NPC who was clearly about to die in a poorly disguised plot twist.
"Oi, Bilbo! Just pop your head around that door and tell us if any orcs are there... oh, he's been shot in the head."
by Mr Ben April 22, 2005
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by mista mandalicious March 4, 2005
Get the bilbo mug.A man of Hobbit like stature who has all kinds of various adventures that would not normally be attributed someone like him. As a result he becomes revered and has lots of swagger.
Person 1: You hear about how Craig beat down De-Bo, had a three way with Debbie and Joi and got his job back??? All within a week!
Person 2: No way! No way that lil' dude did all that!
Person 1: Yep. Lil dude has more adventers than Bilbo Baggins.
Person 2: He's like Bilbo Swaggins!
Person 2: No way! No way that lil' dude did all that!
Person 1: Yep. Lil dude has more adventers than Bilbo Baggins.
Person 2: He's like Bilbo Swaggins!
by Rile E. Escobar May 25, 2011
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