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blomosexual

A man who is heterosexual, except when under the influence of cocaine. Then and only then he will engage in sex acts with other men. Sometimes these are relationships of convenience, as when yayo-induced hypersexuality overrides propriety. Or when two (or more) horny cokeheads are too paranoid to leave the motel room, and subsequently turn to each other. Other times, it is a form of prostitution, as when a crackhead is so desperate to suck the glass dick, he will suck yours if need be. These distinctions become blurry over time. However, a true gold-star blomosexual indulges purely for the love of a tingly tongue and another man's loose hairy sphincter. The morning sun brings merciful amnesia, blotting out all memory of the night before.
Pam: "Raymond did coke last night, and they caught him sucking some guy off in the men's room."
Sharon: "I didn't know that Raymond was gay."
Pam: "Not gay -- just blomosexual. And now he has herpes."
by Robin Sham January 11, 2009
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bromosexual

o boy who is heterosexual, but is ok with hugging other guys, or having bromances
girl: why are you guys hugging? are you gay?
guy: nah we're just bromosexual
by arandomawesomeperson October 12, 2011
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Bromosexual

Man who has a friendship bordering on HOMOsexual with their best buddy.
Jill: "Hey babe, where you goin?"

Russ: "Up to work to see Zach, haven't seen him in like a week and I miss him"

Jill: "Dude, that's bromosexual."
by Blitzkrieg Betti November 11, 2011
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bromosexual

Long, affectionate term for "brother." the other letters imply more brotherly closeness with the user.
Hey bromosexual, get me a beer! bro
by snoopdaveydave November 22, 2011
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bromosexualize

trying to hide what is evidently to most a secret gay sexual relationship being hid by pretending to be straight as possible in public:
Whoa... like cm'on dudes, when you are like telling each other how round those jeans make your asses look in the mall mirrors, like here like out in public, like dudes, that's like way past time to --oh wait 'just bromosexualize it', yea'k, dudes, haha.
by thatis August 2, 2009
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Bromosexual

A man who is completely straight but who every once in a while says something about a bro that implies sexual attraction. Will often compensate by saying "No homo."
Steve- "Dude, did you grow your hair out? It looks really good. No homo."
John- "Uh, thanks?"

Later...
John- "Hey, do you think that maybe Steve is gay?"
Nick- "I don't think so; probably just a bromosexual."
by I'mAWumbologist September 20, 2011
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bromosexuality

The strong almost homosexual bond bro's have. Hanging out, going to party's together, and riding around in there bromobiels, are all just examples of bro's expressing there inner bromosexuality. Bromosexual bonds are strong and bro would be willing to go through a bropacalypse for each other, and often group together to protect other bro's from hostile brogressor's.
Bro #1: hey stop eyeing my girl bro, you wanna go!?

Brogressor: even know who your dealing with!?

Bromosexuals 2,3,4,5,...: responses range from threatening the brogressor directly, bringing attention to the conflict and telling the original bro that they "got yo back man" repeatedly

Brogressor: ow yo a buncha bromosexuals, get yo bromosexuality outa my face.
by michaelrulesyou May 2, 2013
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