A man who is heterosexual, except when under the influence of cocaine. Then and only then he will engage in sex acts with other men. Sometimes these are relationships of convenience, as when yayo-induced hypersexuality overrides propriety. Or when two (or more) horny cokeheads are too paranoid to leave the motel room, and subsequently turn to each other. Other times, it is a form of prostitution, as when a crackhead is so desperate to suck the glass dick, he will suck yours if need be. These distinctions become blurry over time. However, a true gold-star blomosexual indulges purely for the love of a tingly tongue and another man's loose hairy sphincter. The morning sun brings merciful amnesia, blotting out all memory of the night before.
Pam: "Raymond did coke last night, and they caught him sucking some guy off in the men's room."
Sharon: "I didn't know that Raymond was gay."
Pam: "Not gay -- just blomosexual. And now he has herpes."
Sharon: "I didn't know that Raymond was gay."
Pam: "Not gay -- just blomosexual. And now he has herpes."
by Robin Sham January 11, 2009
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Jill: "Hey babe, where you goin?"
Russ: "Up to work to see Zach, haven't seen him in like a week and I miss him"
Jill: "Dude, that's bromosexual."
Russ: "Up to work to see Zach, haven't seen him in like a week and I miss him"
Jill: "Dude, that's bromosexual."
by Blitzkrieg Betti November 11, 2011
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by snoopdaveydave November 22, 2011
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Whoa... like cm'on dudes, when you are like telling each other how round those jeans make your asses look in the mall mirrors, like here like out in public, like dudes, that's like way past time to --oh wait 'just bromosexualize it', yea'k, dudes, haha.
by thatis August 2, 2009
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Steve- "Dude, did you grow your hair out? It looks really good. No homo."
John- "Uh, thanks?"
Later...
John- "Hey, do you think that maybe Steve is gay?"
Nick- "I don't think so; probably just a bromosexual."
John- "Uh, thanks?"
Later...
John- "Hey, do you think that maybe Steve is gay?"
Nick- "I don't think so; probably just a bromosexual."
by I'mAWumbologist September 20, 2011
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Bro #1: hey stop eyeing my girl bro, you wanna go!?
Brogressor: even know who your dealing with!?
Bromosexuals 2,3,4,5,...: responses range from threatening the brogressor directly, bringing attention to the conflict and telling the original bro that they "got yo back man" repeatedly
Brogressor: ow yo a buncha bromosexuals, get yo bromosexuality outa my face.
Brogressor: even know who your dealing with!?
Bromosexuals 2,3,4,5,...: responses range from threatening the brogressor directly, bringing attention to the conflict and telling the original bro that they "got yo back man" repeatedly
Brogressor: ow yo a buncha bromosexuals, get yo bromosexuality outa my face.
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