Bevesque

A person who shows the qualities of bevness. This is an un-definable state of mind which is the culmination of naivety and genius. N.B. quality only possessable by males

Person A (A tall 18 year old physics student) : Man, have you heard that new Busted song… It's damn fine (fine = youth slang for excellent)
Person B (A normal person) : Dude, dat's Bevesque

by b00n June 22, 2004

The Berenstain Bare

Invented by The College Dropout Bear, it's when you snort coke out of a hooker's butt, as made famous by Leonardo DiCaprio in the 2013 movie "The wolf of Wall Street".

Him: Dude, where were you this weekend?
Other Him: Man I was on this boat getting it in and getting fucked up!
First Him: How in?
Other Him: I did the Berenstain Bare on this phat ass'd model chick.
First Him: 0_0!

by Escalade_714 February 6, 2014

where beens you?

I have not heard from you lately.

Hey, I just saw your text. Where beens you?

by S. Roxanne December 9, 2017

bevets

Bevets is a sweet little boy who loves jesus and the bible. He was born a little odd on account of my having sat on a bag of mothballs when I was pregnant, but he's a darling little scooch anyway, and he just loves posting on that internet. We've had to buy him a bunch of computers because he can't control his drooling problem so well, but it's worth it so that he has an opportunity to play with his internet friends. Sometimes he gets so mad at them! It's adorable! In order to help him argue about jesus, we had cousin Steve (Steve knows lots about computers) write up something called a "Pearl Scripp" that makes it so that any button Bevets hits with those fat little fingers automatically posts a new bible quote or a pointed excerpt from one of those evil evolutionary biologists. He sure does love it, and when he shouted "THANKS UNKA STEVE" it was about the cutest thing ever. I'm so glad he has the internet to play with, because god knows the neighbors were getting tired of him raping those chickens.

Bevets honey, please stop raping those chickens!

by Bevets Mom October 12, 2008

beensbeen

Many upon many times; been have done ; multiple Occurrences and at multiple moments for quite some while

Listen to me Frank. I have Beensbeen knowing about the ship wreck it was my idea.

by Devontree August 20, 2019

Bevinsed

Being one man table topped. Usually done via one foot behind the legs and pushed from the front, but it can be done reverse; one foot infront of the legs and pushed from behind. Named after Lucas Bevins who to my knowledge invented this move and is the master of it.

Concerned Friend: Dude are you okay?
Loser: Yeah but I feel ashamed for being owned so bad when I was bevinsed.

by Ownmachine July 19, 2010

Bevets'd

Used to describe a discussion about religion that has devolved into a pointless shouting match or flamewar. It is analogous to the word Goodwin'd but specifically applies to a discussion about religion. Most commonly used on internet discussion threads.

Steve: I hate christians!

Dave: The secular heathens are destroying society!

Al: This thread had been Bevets'd. I'm out of here.

by defenestrator March 21, 2005