bitch slap upside the head

definite attitude adjustment for one who is acting like a bitch.

Gosh!, Alex is whining about nothing he needs a bitch slap upside the head.

by wetbackoftattoo September 5, 2006

Bitch Slap Heard 'Round the World

The bitch slap that Stephen hit Irene on the Real World Seattle.

Hey man, you remember when Stephen slapped the sh*t out of Irene on the Real World?
Yeh! That was the Bitch Slap Heard 'Round the World!

by scoonani April 14, 2006

Ukrainian bitch slap

A melee attack of the native Ukrainian

Have you ever seen a Ukrainian bitch slap? Very few people survive

by conlyn August 31, 2007

[Pollock Bitch Slap]

Right before you cum pull out and shake your dick around as your cumming to splatter your cum around. Occaissionally slap the recipient with your dick while cumming.

Jackson gave Harmony a "Pollock Bitch Slap"!

by Mequik July 4, 2009

Oppenheimer Bitch Slap

Slang for for using a Nuclear weapon, named after Dr. Robert Oppenheimer, known as father of the Atomic Bomb for his work on the Manhattan project.

Nebraska needs to be fitted for an Oppenheimer Bitch Slap.

"Kim Jong Un just threatened to give the US an Oppenheimer Bitch Slap"
"Whatever that dude is too short to reach the Red Button."

by Teddy Goalsevelt March 28, 2013

Alaskan bitch slap

Right before your about to cum while your chick is giving you oral...pull your cock out and stick your hand out in front of it. Cum onto your hand then slap her in the face.

Christy ended up in the hospital because Tyler gave her the hardest alaskan bitch slap she's ever had.

by H T H August 29, 2007

Baltimore Bitch Slap

The act on your partner by wielding your spikeless tree (dick) like a baseball bat and rotating it across the face with your eyes closed making the perfect angle to give a cucumber welt on the side your partner’s cheek bone portraying the size of your very own whilst saying in an most aggressive Baltimore accent, “Honey, now you’re perfect.”

Me and my partner were getting at it and I could not stand the sight of my tings face as it was obnoxiously white since the AC was up, so I decided to give my ting the mischievous gift of mine and went straight for the Baltimore Bitch Slap. Holy dick, she went down so fast I opened my eyes and fate must’ve does the rest because this huge red shape popped up like some magician’s trick and stayed there. My partner asks does it look okay? All I said was, “Honey, now you're perfect.”

by Junxie Biggs November 9, 2019