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Westchesterite

A resident of Westchester, but not any citizen of Westchester, a dweller who lives in Westchester, eats in Westchester, doesn't leave Westchester, raises a family in Westchester, goes to the Lake Isle pool in Westchester, sends their kids to expensive private schools in Westchester, goes to bars in Westchester, first girlfriend/boyfriend is from Westchester, they live in a town that ends with Dale, Ville or Chester, their house takes up a city block in Westchester, they call a sandwich a wedge but only in Westchester, if its not kosher approved the business doesn't last in Westchester, if you lawn is not green and properly trimmed your not from Westchester, If you are not wearing a name brand you will be assumed to have moved into Westchester, they only eat organic foods in Westchester, the streets are always paved smooth in Westchester, and finally you will live and die in Westchester.
If you are reading this you are probably a Westchesterite.
by Danny Hunnewell January 14, 2008
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Westchester

Westchester, New York (aka Alabama)

The place where mushroom boys go to fuck their sisters.
Benito: She's hot.
Bobby: Bro, that's your sister.
Benito: Anything goes in Westchester...
by sskkskkskskskskdsksokur July 26, 2019
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Bestesterest

Somebody who is the best from the better ones of the best of the better ones.
Friend one: I think Nadia is the bestest gymnast of all times.
Friend two: No, she's bestester than that.
Friend three: Indeed, she's the bestesterest.
by Gaboantsa December 3, 2022
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Westchester

Most misunderstood county in New York, subject of many stereotypes.
There's a lot more to WC than rich kids and IBM.
People automatically assume things when you tell them you're from Westchester.

Yes, I'm of Eastern European descent. No, I'm not related to organized crime.
Yes, I am prescribed Prozac. No, I'm not addicted to prescription pills.
Yes, my family is "comfortable". No, we're not insanely "rich".
Yes, I enjoy nice things. No, I'm not a snob.

I drive a Volvo, not an Escalade.
I enjoy the cultural aspects of Westchester, I am not obsessed with popping my collar, my diamond encrusted iPhone, or my Beamer.

And I am not a "rich kid pretending to be poor" or "ghetto".
I never claim to be "hood" or "under privileged", I wear Versace AND clothes from Goodwill, because I like it all.
It's a WC thing.
-"Where are you from?"
-"Westchester."
-"Oh, that explains it."
by JoeySeven77 June 2, 2011
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Westchester

A county on the northern border of the Bronx, NY. Unlike Long Island, Westchester Co. seems to span everything from urban to rural whereas Long Island is more solidly and consistently suburban.
by Larry February 28, 2004
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westchester

The area of New York immediately north of the Bronx. Has rich areas and poorer areas. Many kids from Westchester pretend to be ghetto while their parents make 6 figure salaries. Also, people from Southern Westchester (like myself) take much offense when told we are from "upstate".
by WC Native April 13, 2006
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Westchester

A colloquialism for Westchester County, the county immediately north of New York City. Stereotyped as being rich, though this is not true to the extent that most people believe. Considered to be a counterpart to 'Long Island' i.e. Nassau and Suffolk Counties.
I live in Eastchester. That's in Westchester. hilarious
by Eastchester September 2, 2004
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