In the High Peak area of Northern England, Bert is used as a term of endearment for a person of any gender.
''Ey up Bert ye alreet?''
by TranPanTrashcan July 23, 2021
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noun: a woman that thinks she is incredibly sexy and kind but is actually poopy and gross and has herpes on her mouth.
“please let me back into the friend group. i don’t want to be a bert.”
by pinesbuttcheek February 9, 2020
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Bert or burt
when you can see right down a girls cleavage
when a girls cleavage is clearly on display
This group of guys see a girl where she has a low top and they could see a quite clearly her boob
Once one see's her boobs, they will say bert/burt in a loud voice. Not shouting it out just saying it rather clear and letting other people who know of the meaning of the word that there is a girl with her tits showing
by Anonymous Pete October 3, 2009
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A shmexy fellow who will probably move to a different school after being at you school for maybe a month. He acts gay but that okay because it's Bert and you have to love that stupid cutie. Total ladies man, sweet as a pickle.
Girl: "Omg who's that?"
Guy: "Oh, that's Bert, we use to be friends in Elementary."
Girl: "Well damn, he's cute."
by Astrogirl435 April 3, 2016
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V. To utilize inappropriate materials and methods to repair a damaged object.

Term originated to describe the quality of work done by a friend's father - Bert covered their whole roof with duct tape to seal a leak instead of just replacing the shingles.
That guy totally Berted that roof - who would ever think that someone would use actually use $300 worth of duct tape to fix a roof leak?
by Bert's Neighbor September 3, 2006
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Bert is kumalalas daughter. Bert has a family. Her dad is named Tasso, her sister is stab me, her mom is kumalala. She is a very silly person. She wants to know if someone plays roblox. Tasso also texted someone with his bottom.
Bert likes to break lamps.
Ik!!
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A name for a cat that means he is cute,intelligent , loves going outside (not in the cold though) , and is everything you would ever want in a cat.
Man, that cat is everything he must be named bert.
by apersonthatsnotnamednicole January 28, 2019
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