Bernie Mac 

Noun
1. The person Bernie Mac
2. A specific type of open-handed face slap, starting with a slow short backswing, followed by a full-force forward swing, with completion of the arc even after the hand makes contact with the receiving face; less commonly, may also refer to its backhanded variant.

Verb
1. The act of performing a Bernie Mac (slap).

"Remember that time in the movie Head of State when Bernie Mac was chosen as the running mate?"

"Yeah! I love that part when he Bernie Macs those reporters."

Bernie Mac by hengenry January 2, 2015

bernie-mac 

bernie-mac stealing a jacket

ohmg it's bernie-mac code orange!!!

bernie-mac by BERHISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS May 3, 2010

Bernie Mac'ed 

To finish something of someone else's in one or two bites.

Or to completely finish a cigarette in one or two puffs.

He just Bernie Mac'ed your cigarette.

Bernie Mac'ed by RysaKaye May 1, 2011

Bernie Mac suit 

A ridiculous looking suit that in no way is appropriate to wear anytime other than on halloween.

Person 1: "is it halloween ?"

Person 2: "No. why?"

person 1: "because Chris is wearing his Bernie Mac Suit"

Person 2: "That is in no way appropriate for this occasion"

Bernie Mac suit by freedogger March 19, 2010

Watching Bernie Mac 

A euphemism for masturbation, often unknown to one party in a two-party conversation.

Dad - What are you doing in your room, in the dark, Michael?
Son - I'm just watching Bernie Mac, Dad!

Watching Bernie Mac by LGMR5 May 16, 2010

Watching Bernie Mac 

A euphemism for masturbation.

Dad - What are you doing in your room, in the dark, Michael?
Son - I'm just watching Bernie Mac, Dad!

Watching Bernie Mac by teh_universe May 17, 2010

The Bernie Mac

To Bernie Mac someone: to catch a person so completely unawares as to absolutely decimate them.

Does not necessarily need to be a physical assault, but a vicious triple pimp slap combo is the archetypical essence of the move.

"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck you....I'm out." - 'Julio' from Half-Baked

The Bernie Mac.

The Bernie Mac by stochastic mime March 20, 2013