berg

a homosexual act involving frozen chicekns between men of Scandinavian origin

Mr Salty and Mr McDonald carefully defrosted the Steggle's chicken in preparation for the messiest Berg ever.

by Uncle Ted August 8, 2003

berg

From "iceberg", can be either a verb or noun. "To berg" is to crap so much that the top of the turd peeks out above the waterline.

Don't go in there, dude -- I just berged!!!

by ManlyBulge November 21, 2007

berg

a fowl and disgusting bowel movement that is painful

After not crapping for days, I finally dropped that berg. Now I'm bleeding like a bitch, and everyone near the mens room went running for cover

by pyroclastic flow February 11, 2009

Berg

Verb -

To dupe someone into believing something that is not possibly true for your own amusement, through confident presentation of false statements.

Watch this, I am going to berg Mike into believing that you can tourniquet the neck to stop a cranial bleed.

by BattleBorne December 22, 2014

Berg

Shorthand for 'Rugby' and the shortened version of 'Bergber' used by rugby enthusiasts to save time when endlessly talking about Rugby. Has many many inflections and can represent joy, sadness, ennui, arousal or an entire range of emotions. Often repeated in long strings.

Hey do you love ther Berg?

Yes ber, berg, bergber, berrrgerber

by 2023 Fantasy Berg Champ October 20, 2023

Berg

A Berg is a Person with a 30 inch horse cock that will test your asshole while the white cream explodes and destroys your manifest like the slavery in Egypt. He will send his horse cock through your ass like a fucking spaceship that’s getting ready for an explotion in your anus. He will test your skills in handjob while YOU have his delicious dick in your mouth. YOU can’t handle a Berg’s cock in your anus because it’s so juicy and YOU will Get your ass out of oxygen while the horse fucks your mum like the bears in Africa destroys the crusade Steve Jobs mase egen he died of Aids because he sucked A Bergs cock

Berg that’s big

by James Calkery December 22, 2018

Berg

Referring to someone with asbergers and or insulting someone without a genetic disorder.

Ron, stop being a fucking BERG.

by Lugg Bear March 15, 2019