Bending A Biscuit

To take a long shit that coils in the toilet like a french crossaint.

I let the dog out in the back yard thinking she wanted to run around, but that SOB was bending a biscuit on my lawn.

by Waddle Doodle November 16, 2007

Bending Over

The act of messing up, screwing up, letting someone take advantage of you, etc.

Example 1

Guy 1 to Guy 2: Way to let that guy take your seat. You really bent over

Example 2

Guy 1 to Guy 2: You just gave up another touchdown.
Guy 3: You're really bending over

by bender23 January 23, 2011

Bending Nails

Wasting time, or taking a long time to get prepared.

Especially used if a group of people are waiting a straggler, spending time on a trivial, non vital task.

Hurry up Joe stop bending nails

by Nail Bender November 27, 2012

Bending your mind

exercising your mind. mind blown.

Bending your mind: Trevor has been bending his mind instead of doing his homework.

by asianrocks September 26, 2014

Bending Party

When 3 or more people meet up to fuck but to get better access to the genitalia they dislocate their lower extremities hence the bending party.

Guy 1: “Hey man you wanna come for a bending party?”
Guy: 2 “Hell yeah, but I’m gonna need a ride to the ER after lol”

by A lost soul October 8, 2021

Bending the Hanger

masturbation to the extent of your penis leaning towards whuch hand you use

I was Bending the hanger to the left!!!!

by 3.14159267rawr January 6, 2011

Bending your paper

The act of bending your dick while having a massive boner

"Be careful when bending your paper. You don't want to giver her a black eye."

by Kazzy Mathews October 2, 2016