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Belvidere, IL

Belvidere is a historical town located in Northern Illinois. Called "The City of Murals" it features several beautiful murals painted by the community, including students. The education is very good, and the community is quite friendly, filled with respectable people. The crime rate is very low. During January, you can expect half a foot of snow and temperatures less than 20 degrees Fahrenheit. In the summer, the temperature can reach up to 100 degrees Fahrenheit. Also, several events are hosted during the summer, including the ever-popular Boone Country Fair. With ticket prices ranging from $5-$8. The food is decent, the exhibitions and events eye-catching, and the teens and kids love the rides! Some of the merchandise is quality too. Also, during the summer, you can find the Wienie Wagon and the Corn Truck around town. The hot dogs are delicious, and the corn fresh from the fields. In the fall, The Fall Didley takes place. Generally a craft show, it also hosts schools fundraising at various booths.

The town could use a bit of cleaning up, and the roads could be paved again although. Alcohol and drugs do have a presence too. Car accidents happen often. Generally a safe place, the bars on the windows are unnecessary.
Student 1: Have you been in Belvidere, IL lately?

Student 2: Yeah, I checked out the Belvidere Park District.

S1: How was it?

S2: Pretty cool. The outdoor bathrooms could use cleaning, but the park overall was clean and very scenic. I tried fishing. It turns out that the river has channel catfish.
by TCE-Cat February 9, 2012
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Belvidere, IL

Belvidere is a good sized town with a lot of mexicans. It has become more ghetto because it is right next to Rockford and not too far from Chicago. Rockford was recently rated #9 worst city in the USA. Belvidere is only 10 miles away from Rockford. More people should more here so there will be more crime.
by belvman October 6, 2011
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Belvidere Boom

When a citizen of Belvidere thinks they heard a loud noise and must confirm their suspicion via social media platforms.
Did you guys hear that Belvidere Boom?!
by Ntlane2004 April 1, 2021
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Belvidere North Highschool

Who’s stupid ass thought it would be a good idea to put a school in the middle of buttfuck nowhere. Out of the two local highschools, it is known to be the “richer,” and “cleaner,” one. However, it is just as fucking trashy as it’s counter part. Also, the freshman always vape in the bathrooms.
“Oh so you’re from Belvidere North Highschool?”
“Yeah.”
“Oh so you’re gay.”
by Good ol’ Belvitucky June 7, 2018
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belvidere tumbleweed

With a slight wind you hear the rattle of the lone aluminum can rolling down the empty street
While sitting on Buchanan street at high noon the wind blows and the belvidere tumbleweed rolls by
by Jeezlouise June 5, 2021
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Belligerent Pythagoreans

Belligerent Pythagoreans — a term that makes you rejoice that disaffected DOMESTIC TERRORIST do poorly in school and generally speaking work alone.

The most effective way of using automatic and semiautomatic machine gunfire is by creating interlocking fields of fire to maximize body count. This can be easily done with two people but — THE MORE THE MAYHEM-ier. The effect of interlocking triangular fire is to literally drive individuals into another field of fire when fleeing.

Automatic weapons tend to “ride up” and the firing application has to be slightly different from a long weapon. At least that’s what YouTube videos say.

What do I know?
Instructor teaching faculty and staff during an active shooter preparedness class/drill:

“Now your worst nightmare is a team of Belligerent Pythagoreans with automatic weapons attacking your playground or your auditorium.”

Confused teacher:

Could you please translate “ Belligerent Pythagoreans” into “civilian”?

Instructor teaching faculty and staff during an active shooter preparedness class/drill:

Yes. What I mean by that is two DOMESTIC TERRORIST, who did well in school, who work together to create interlocking fields of fire, based on the theory of plane geometry.

Confused teacher:

So you’re saying that we’re — relatively speaking — safe, right?
by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 1, 2023
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Belligerent Boys Summer

Initially coined in Boston during the summer of '22, this refers to a summer filled with general ignancy and shenanigans such as chugging Steel Reserve with the boys. Also referred to as BBS (pronounced "Beta Beta Sigma").
Guy One: You ready for ΝΣΕ's belligerent boys summer of '22?
Guy Two: Fuck yeah, now hand me another steelie!
by Migdal Kadanoff May 22, 2022
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