Belgium surprise 

When randomly, in the act of intercourse, a man switches his dong out for a Belgium sausage.

Marshall gave his girl the night of her life when he gave her a Belgium surprise.

Belgium surprise by gmoneyslaps April 22, 2023

BELGIUM STINKY 

During intercourse the man sucks the fart out of a woman’s ass and blows it out like a vape

Ooooh that was a tangy Belgium stinky!

BELGIUM STINKY by PapaTantan420 June 11, 2023

Leopold II of Belgium statue 

A public urinal located in Belgium that is commonly used by drunk tourists who need to relieve themselves somewhere when a restroom isn't in close proximity to them.

Drunk tourist in belgium: *hiccup* I really need to relieve myself right now.. *hiccup*

Random Belgian: the Leopold II of Belgium statue is right there you know.

Leopold II of Belgium statue by Sproogli March 23, 2024

Belgium Waffle Stomp 

The act of pooping along the surface of ones teeth, and then using your foot to stomp it through the gaps of their teeth.

"Bro, I totally Belgium Waffle Stomped that bitch last night."

Belgium Waffle Stomp by vezro July 22, 2014

Like smuggling chocolate into Belgium

To do something useless.

John: A man was found smuggling hash into Thailand today.
Jane: Thats like smuggling chocolate into Belgium.

Like smuggling chocolate into Belgium by PalermoD April 13, 2008

Sloppy Belgium

A Sloppy Belgium is when a man, who is totally horny but hungry at the same time, ejaculates a grip of cum on his waffle and then eats it thereby satisfying both his needs.

Alex: "Hey Derek, come cum on my waffle and eat it off my ass.."

Derek: "You want a sloppy belgium now?!"

Sloppy Belgium by Acetaminophenforlife November 3, 2010

Like smuggling chocolate into Belgium

To do something useless.

John: A man was found smuggling hash into Thailand today.
Jane: Thats like smuggling chocolate into Belgium.

Like smuggling chocolate into Belgium by PalermoD April 16, 2008