behooving

to remove hooves from any stable animal.
comes from the ancient word hannah, the cow.

I just behooved hannah the cow.

by ashley September 21, 2004

behoove

1. To Confuse
2. To cross up in a way in which the opponent's ankles are shattered and the behoover partakes in a ritualistic dance (i.e. Harlem Shake) with a member of his own team. This eventually leads to the person who has been behooved to be booed off the court, only to be raplaced by another unsuspecting player.

Get off da damn court Jamarcus, u just yo ass behooved by Jamalcom. Fo shiggety.

by Jamalcom April 23, 2003

behoove

To embarass, befuddle, cross someone up so bad so that their ankles break

Jamalcom was behooved by Jamarcus so bad that his ankles broke and he began crying as Jamarcus harlem-shaked and the ladies flocked to him cuz he's a P.I.M.P.

by Jamalcom April 23, 2003

behoove

to urge or threaten another person to run

"Don't make me behoove you."

by Female Asian Holden October 10, 2003

behoove

1. To Confuse
2. To cross up, shake, break ankles

Jamarcus Shabazz behooved Jamalcom's ass.

by Jamarcus Shabazz April 15, 2003

Behooves

Another word for boobs.

This woman has big behooves.

by notsponsed November 7, 2019