befuddle

In addition to its use as a verb with the meaning
"to confuse", "baffle", "bewilder", and so on,
befuddle is also a collective noun.

In that use, it is a term of venery (a word for groups of animals), relating to therapists (regardless of system).

A befuddle of therapists usually contains 8 to 42 specimens, of similar (homogeneous befuddle) or differing (wild befuddle) schools. The latter tend to be unstable, but so do some of the individuals.

There is a befuddle of Freudians at the bar. We should avoid that area at all cost.
Listening to a befuddle of existential psychotherapists can drive the sanest man crazy.

by Kai_F August 15, 2010

Befuddled

To be confucion about something or not understand it

The boy was befuddled at the fact on his dad being lesbian and his mom gay

by Winner67 March 9, 2019

Befuddled Penguin

The walk done by a man whose pants are around his ankles, when fellacio has stopped pre climax. Normally accompanied by a confused look upon his face.

"WTF come back 'ere....." -mind set during befuddled penguin.

by UrbanVVraith May 4, 2009

Facebook Befuddlement

The act of changing your profile picture to confuse your friends.

This picture must:
1. Never have your face featured
2. Leave your friends so confused, that they think of a) Killing themselves; or b) Quiting Facebook

If you notice a sudden loss of friends, and/or an increase in suicide parties in your area, your mission is accomplished.

John: "I feel like creating Facebook Befuddlement today."

Greg: "Please don't, John, I've lost half of my family due to these befuddlements!"

John: tl;dl

John: *ATTENTION: CHANGE YOUR PROFILE PICTURE TO A CARTOON CHARACTER.... and, uh... Stop child abuse... and yeah.*

by Dan, The Epic December 7, 2010

comic befuddle

When one person tells a joke to a crowd, while at the same time another person tells a joke to the same crowd. The crowd laughs at the second joke and the first joker laughs along happily thinking people were laughing at his joke.

When johnny was the only one laughing at his joke he was comic befuddled.

by Jonathan MS February 24, 2008

i'm befuddled by your wiffling scrot

befuddle=confused, etc.
wiffle=vagine
scrot=scrotum(ballsack)

I'm befuddled by your wiffling scrot=I'm confused by your vaginal ballsack

There is none, really:p

by Josh January 22, 2005

Befuddled

Definitely not a word, like at all

The fuck is befuddled?

by BBCDestroyer September 12, 2023