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The Beef Stew

'The Beef Stew' was a military torture tactic adopted in 1972. This method is similar to water boarding, though, instead of using water- the torturer squats over the suspect and explosively defecates all over the suspects face.

To optimize the technique, the torturer often eats a meal heavy in grease, and then takes some laxatives to increase the projectile velocity of the defecation.

Due to it's grotesque nature, this method was banned in 1993 and deemed an "Inhumane form of torture".
The prisoners of war were given 'The Beef Stew' to improve their compliance to interrogation.
by Rothchild Shnuttervinkle February 28, 2011
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Beef Stew

A diarrhea like substance that comes out the anus after farting. Usually by surprise. Similar to the shart, only a little wetter.
"Dude I farted during class and made beef stew in my pants"
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Beef Stew

A factory located in Detroit, your payment is beef stew bucks to get more beef stew! Many flavors are created to feed your hole family.
Man i just got this awesome beef stew to put i my mouth!
by Beefman44 March 1, 2012
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Beef Stew

by iatowla October 28, 2007
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Beef Stew

when a girl/guy is in the act of jerking you off and licking your asshole and you shit into her mouth.
yo this chick was so crazy she didn't care about me beef stewing her.
by The ART BOYZ January 28, 2008
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beef stew

the act of taking a syrupy, unusually wet diarrhea in a girls mouth, then proceeding to throat fuck that hoe...yea...that just happened
Dude, did you hear about Steve? He totally beef stewed that chick last night;right after he finished, she totally turned around and yammed all over Derek, who they didnt even know was there, what the fuck was he doing?
by James North January 30, 2008
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beef stew

When your imagineation breaks, and you cannot create your own fantasies
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