beef cake

One that is muscle bound or one with gay tendencies

Threat loves beef cake kind of guys, thus he is in love with Bricktop.

by Skunkbush May 6, 2007

Beef Cake

a canned pound of meat that says makes you beefy but really makes the stuff under your skin beef. You become over weight and when you bleed you bleed cow blood instead. Beef starts oozing out of cuts. Makes it more difficult to piss because of the beef clogging everything down there.

After I had some of this Beef Cake My cock is too heavy to get boners.

by Nico H. February 29, 2008

beef cake

a description of a big muscly women with a mans voice

emily sexton of royton,manchester is a beef cake

by bob September 4, 2004

Beef Cake

A red headed faggot who plays war hammer and gives frequent rusty trombones, brother to " Cheese Cake "

" Your such a beef cake you fuckin zeeke "

by Ketchup35 May 31, 2006

Beef Cake

Originating in the 1860's the Beef Cake was a medievel Festival involving stuffing living cows with assorted flours.

Thar be a fine Beef Cake, yummay!

by Clara Hill September 30, 2004

Beef Cake

The act of pulling your pants and underwear down, then letting a nice juicy mud monkey slide out of your anus into your unknowing friend's or sibling's mouth.

"Dude, I gave John a nice beef cake yesterday."

by BeefCakeMaster September 24, 2015

beef cake

beef means cow and cake means cow pat. Put them together and you get beef cake. which means your a pile of sh*t. =

"Ergh . . . your such a beef cake!"
"eat beef cake!"

by bleedpint September 30, 2007