Bedswangled

To cause unintentional miscalculation, (and thus) harm towards your own associates, due to a fault in ones (individuals) action performing an endeavor.

I played a game of AP Warwick and I almost died.
-Did you kill anyone?
No, but a Vel'Koz was low on health.
I had bedswangled him.

by Henri Casadesus October 10, 2018

Ranked Bedwars

Where people with no life, no family, and too many clicks per second compete to see whos the sweatiest in bed.

That nerd is a Ranked Bedwars Player

by OutViz March 17, 2021

bedwork

a self-defining term to be used with your intimate friends

Come over to my house for some bedwork.
I love bedwork with you.

by blake7 December 9, 2008

bedazzled meat curtains

When a girl pierces and adorns has her labia minora with beautiful jewels and pearls. What Crystal Rose has.

When asked "do you have any other piercings?" I say "yes I have bedazzled meat curtains"!

by Crystal Rose March 12, 2010

Bedwood

n, Bedwood is a noun used to describe the hard on a man randomly gets when he is lying in bed at 4am trying to get to sleep. Unable to sleep due to having bedwood, a man must seek a solution...

Craig lay in bed at 4am with bedwood;

Craig: Jojo I have bedwood I can't sleep!

Jojo: Crack open the wank bank, you'll be asleep in no time!

by The Fairy Sesh Mother November 14, 2020

Beawesome

To be beyond awesome.

That guy is so cool, he's like beawesome!

by Justine_Hawley February 7, 2009

bedangi

A more discrete, polite way of saying penis.

"Whoa, is that a snake in your pants?"
"Nah, girl. That's just my bedangi."

by SaltDaddy January 20, 2016