The term given to those who have endured a beaver attack. The main targets of a beaver attack are toddlers and the elderly, and for this reason the highest proportion of beaverised people are found in these two groups. Beaverised persons usually require months of councilling to recover.
"Poor old Joe got beaverised yesterday."
"Don't walk through the swamps at night or you'll get beaverised.
"Don't walk through the swamps at night or you'll get beaverised.
by D.E March 18, 2004
Get the Beaverised mug.To be totally, utterly and completely destroyed in a violent manner. This word originates from the man who is the one man in the world more bad-ass than Chuck Norris: Jack Bauer.
If you are bauerized, you can be sure that your body will be totally and absofuckinglutely destroyed and unrecognizable.
If you are bauerized, you can be sure that your body will be totally and absofuckinglutely destroyed and unrecognizable.
by donimic13 April 15, 2010
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Beaverized
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“I saw Brendon bee line it to the bathroom after a tequila shot, he definitely beavered.”
“I bet Bryce is going to beaver after he shotguns this beer, he definitely doesn’t sip.”
“$10 says Pat beavers after the edible kicks in”
“I bet Bryce is going to beaver after he shotguns this beer, he definitely doesn’t sip.”
“$10 says Pat beavers after the edible kicks in”
by ChadBradThad January 13, 2021
Get the Beavered mug.She opend her legs and Beaverization took place,a was sucked in like a bit of tin with a large magnet...
by bad_habit January 21, 2011
Get the Beaverization mug.A colloquial term used to replace "high" or "stoned." Helpful when texting multiple people at the same time and you are worried that you might inadvertently text the wrong person about yo drugz. If you DO text the wrong person, they won't know what beavered means, and you can play it off as an auto-correct problem or whatever.
You accidentally text your parent instead of a fellow stoner:
"Hey, you want to come over and get beavered?"
Parent response:
"What does beavered mean?"
Your response:
"Oh, sorry. I meant 'Do you want to come over and get brunch?'"
"Hey, you want to come over and get beavered?"
Parent response:
"What does beavered mean?"
Your response:
"Oh, sorry. I meant 'Do you want to come over and get brunch?'"
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