beavereavement

Is to feel sorrow for ones beaver when they are "out of order" , when beaver hits murder creek you go through beaverevement

Guy : Hey you not lookin to good today , whatz up ?
Girl : ( Sigh) Im going through beavereavement at the moment.
Guy : That sucks dude , fuck you im going else where then

by Marvin P July 26, 2006

beaver dam

The feminine version of cock block; i.e. a girl who stands in the way of another girl who wants to talk to or meet a guy. Can be used as a noun or verb.

Who is that beaver dam?
She totally beaver dammed me!

by Jennifer December 25, 2004

Beaver Dam McNastys

A group of females from Beaver Dam WI, that althought think they are "hot shit" are just nasty sweaty icky people. Called McNastys because they can be compared to McDonalds; Fast, Easy, Cheap, Greasy and not good for ones health. Look at it this way, you dont CRAVE Mcdonalds, you go there when you need something fast and cheap. Like wise, nothing about this group of females are good. You just go to them when you need something fast and cheap, and like McDonalds, you deeply regret it after the deeds been done.

Bob: "Damn jason i need some easy poon tonite"
Jason: "Why dont you hit up one of them Beaver Dam McNastys, theyll be naked and spred before you even ask!"
Bob: "Good idea!"

by FTFO July 8, 2011

Beaver Dam, Missouri

Code for "period" or "period, misery". "Beaver Dam" = "tampon", "Maxi-pad", etc., and "Missouri" is code for "misery".

TOM: "Hey, Eric, how about you and Laurra coming over for dinner tonight?"

ERIC: "No, Laurra's in Beaver Dam, Missouri right now."

TOM: "Oh, okay, I get ya."

by Jack Bozdog September 7, 2006

Beavertail boys

dynasty of Rhode Island gangs the Beavertail Boys represent beautiful Beavertail park and umpapado these three gangsters take on shwartz or any hard core mother fucker rivals include Kingston Kreeps Newport Nuisances favorite drink= dark and storms. Gnarliest gang in New England, Kingston Kreeps and Newport Nuisances beware.

Person 1: I will kill you and everything you represent!
Person 2: You just trash talked the beavertail boys? You better watch out.

by merri pom May 4, 2013

Beaverdamming

The female expression to say "cockblocking".

Elisa beaverdammed Charlotte the other day, she did not get laid because of the beaverdamming that went on.

by Esben Smith November 12, 2011

Beaver Dam

preventing a female from hooking up with another person.

Man, this girls is diggin me but her friend keeps beaver damming me.

by Nippyfresh April 15, 2010