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Beaver Dam

1.a kotex or tampon
2. extremely deep camel toe
3. an EXTREMELY uptight virgin
I would have fucked her last night,but she had a beaver dam.
by pallbearer January 20, 2007
mugGet the Beaver Dammug.

Beaver Dam

When a man takes a dump in a urinal so large that it clogs it.
Yo, I feel bad for the poor sap that has to clean up that beaver dam that Tom left in the first floor bathroom.
by Acceleratedbeats December 12, 2003
mugGet the Beaver Dammug.

Beaver Dam

Guy 1: (standing in line at the bar) What is the hold up?
Guy 2: Oh, God! There's a beaver dam ahead!
by narwhalbattle March 13, 2011
mugGet the Beaver Dammug.

Beaver Dam

When someone intentionally or unintentionally prevents a woman from hooking up with or having sex with another person. The female equivalent of being "cock blocked".
I saw this really cute girl and my friend introduced me as her girlfriend when she meant her girl friend. She was a beaver dam.
by Tree303 November 9, 2013
mugGet the Beaver Dammug.

Beaver Dam

To stop your friend from having sexual relations with an ugly chick!
Yo, Jackson, you have to make sure the beaver dam goes up if I get really drunk and want to fuck Sam!
by Jason Ho June 28, 2008
mugGet the Beaver Dammug.

Beaver Dam

Tiffany, you're such a bitch, you totally beaver dammed me when I was trying to hook up with Trevor last night!
by sodapopjorge May 3, 2017
mugGet the Beaver Dammug.

Beaver Dam

A place of residence of University of Colorado students located on the corner of Broadway and Grandview. Party?
There was an epic vikings and whores party at the beaver dam.
by party? May 5, 2009
mugGet the Beaver Dammug.

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