beat n skeet

(v.) The act of using one's chivalric qualities to swoon a lady and eventually bang her like she stole something. Shortly after, the triumphant male flees the scene a better man.

Brandon: Dude, so you don't like her, but she's really hot, right?
Nick: Well...yea.
Brandon: So why don't you just beat n skeet?
Nick: Haha. You're right.

by Laddie Patel February 2, 2005

Skeet Beat

The act of ejaculating to the beat of a song.

The skeet beat at the end of the music video: Satisfaction by Benny Benassi

by Harrison M. October 24, 2006

Skeet Beat

The act of ejaculating to the beat of a song.

The skeet beat at the end of the music video: Satisfaction by Benny Benassi

by Harrison M. November 8, 2008

Skeet Beat

When you cum on a girl's chest and smear it on your hand,then slap her on face

During sex my girlfriend called me by another name so I gave her the Skeet Beat

by Rj Mackers April 28, 2021

beat it and skeet

The act of fucking someone but have no intentions of a relationship

Paul only used ole girl to beat it and skeet.

by 😎🅿️💦 January 4, 2017

Beat n' Skeet

The act of jerking/beating off, and then jizzing/skeeting everywhere; therefor, Beat(ing) n' Skeet(ing)

Kiley bailed on all his poker buddies early friday night to go Beat n' Skeet

by CC (Clit Commander) April 24, 2008

Skeet skeet beat my meat

Only used by true meme Lords as a way to communicate the masterbation

Skeet skeet beat my meat *whips*

by Urdadsgay February 23, 2019