Bear

If you have a friend named Bear, keep him. He is sweet, smart, funny, loving, caring and extremely goofy. He can flip you're bad day completely upside down. He's great at giving advice and is very understanding. If you have Bear as a friend, do not let him go, because you're gonna wish you didn't.

Bears should be loved, not pushed aside.

by TheCaticorn July 15, 2019

Bear

A nickname for dip (tobbacco) . A few differant brands have bear names such as Grizzly, and Kodiak.

Im about to throw me in some bear.

by Strangeward February 15, 2010

Bear

A man is considered a Bear if he is hairy, well-built, hyper-masculine, with this strong body and appearance, yet with a heart as big as his chest.
He does not have a 'camp' bone in him. He has a tendency to growl in his sleep and during other bed activities. He is unashamed of bodily-function noises. Practicality dictates his fashion tastes. A Bear man is every straight man's gay fantasy!

Did you see that stud? Damn, he's one hot Bear!

by jaxcub September 8, 2009

Bear

The best mother fucking god damn animal in the world. Bears rule! If bears were human they'd be Chuck Norris

Fuck yeah to bears!!!

by F meister May 18, 2006

Bear

strong powerful and talented guy...caring and thoughtful....

Bear will sing and make you smile...

by DebKSW November 22, 2011

Bear

A very furry animal that will murder you if you get too close.

Also a very hairy gay man.

Little Stevey talked to the bear. I have the hole dug for the funeral.
He is a hot bear

by Mysteryhi November 18, 2018

Bear

1. A large hairy mammal belonging to the family Ursidae, commonly known as a "bear".

2. A large hairy mammal belonging to the family Hominidae, also known as the "hairy gay man".

I saw a bear today. The homosexual kind, not the animal.

by BatteryMaster July 8, 2018