Bear

If you have a friend named Bear, keep him. He is sweet, smart, funny, loving, caring and extremely goofy. He can flip you're bad day completely upside down. He's great at giving advice and is very understanding. If you have Bear as a friend, do not let him go, because you're gonna wish you didn't.

Bears should be loved, not pushed aside.

by TheCaticorn July 15, 2019

Bear

A nickname for dip (tobbacco) . A few differant brands have bear names such as Grizzly, and Kodiak.

Im about to throw me in some bear.

by Strangeward February 15, 2010

Bear

A man is considered a Bear if he is hairy, well-built, hyper-masculine, with this strong body and appearance, yet with a heart as big as his chest.
He does not have a 'camp' bone in him. He has a tendency to growl in his sleep and during other bed activities. He is unashamed of bodily-function noises. Practicality dictates his fashion tastes. A Bear man is every straight man's gay fantasy!

Did you see that stud? Damn, he's one hot Bear!

by jaxcub September 8, 2009

Bear

The best mother fucking god damn animal in the world. Bears rule! If bears were human they'd be Chuck Norris

Fuck yeah to bears!!!

by F meister May 18, 2006

Bear

strong powerful and talented guy...caring and thoughtful....

Bear will sing and make you smile...

by DebKSW November 22, 2011

Bear

Large brown, carnivourus, dangerous creature bearing sharp claws

Person A: "I saw a bear in the forest yesterday"
Person B: "I'm happy you survived otherwise i would have to beary you."
Person A: "You can't say that, that joke is barbearous!"
Person B: "No i'm kidding that would be unbearable."
Person A: "Im sorry i overreacted after the encounter i could almost bearly keep my bearings."

by BearlyTrustable February 4, 2022

Bear

You don’t know what a fucking bear is? It’s a fucking animal dipshit

Wow look at that bear how utterly unremarkable that is, because it’s just a bear and I know what that is cuz I’m not a dipshit

by Paichni June 1, 2021