beanus

a bean's genitalia, most evidently killer bean's

"killer bean has a large beanus"

by killerbean's beanus November 18, 2020

craven beanus

A small and VERY rare spider like creature, that lives along the marshes and swamps of a market town in berkshire.

Also term for a grotty "insect" or person who is a bit of a skank and who is in need of a jolly good wash.

"oooooooh that mandy is a right craven beanus"

by lord bagel dick November 16, 2006

beanus maxemus

A baseball player that can catch a ball without even looking or knowing that they did it.

Damn that is one beanus maxemus

by Mask05 December 09, 2019

Beanus

a religion practiced all over the world inspired by the Islamic religion

- Hey Therry what's your religion

- Beanus

by brownskintrudeau January 15, 2020

Beanus

a religion practiced all over the world inspired by the Islamic religion where you pray the King Beanus everyday

- Hi Therry, what's your religion?
- Beanus

by brownskintrudeau January 15, 2020

beanu

A state of mind that is neither happy or sad, content nor upset. A feeling of extended existence, a realization infinite possibilities, yet, a remaining sense of confinement still lurks.

Beanu - This word's sophistication makes it impossible to be used in normal conversation.

by I'm closing my eyes December 06, 2020

Beanus

The anatomically incorrect terminology for a below average penile length; a slang term for a small penis.

“I’m going to bonk that Beanus later”

by Namerman_69 August 14, 2024