Beanus

a religion practiced all over the world inspired by the Islamic religion

- Hey Therry what's your religion

- Beanus

by brownskintrudeau January 14, 2020

Beanus

a religion practiced all over the world inspired by the Islamic religion where you pray the King Beanus everyday

- Hi Therry, what's your religion?
- Beanus

by brownskintrudeau January 14, 2020

Beanus

That one Talking Tom meme with the cowboy hat and that pose and the kid saying 'Beanus!'

Talking Tom: BEANUS!

by Sonic the head chalk April 25, 2022

Beanus

The anatomically incorrect terminology for a below average penile length; a slang term for a small penis.

“I’m going to bonk that Beanus later”

by Namerman_69 August 13, 2024

beanus maxemus

A baseball player that can catch a ball without even looking or knowing that they did it.

Damn that is one beanus maxemus

by Mask05 December 9, 2019

craven beanus

A small and VERY rare spider like creature, that lives along the marshes and swamps of a market town in berkshire.

Also term for a grotty "insect" or person who is a bit of a skank and who is in need of a jolly good wash.

"oooooooh that mandy is a right craven beanus"

by lord bagel dick November 16, 2006

the beans are talkin’

an admittance of flatulence

Husband: Did you…? Oh my gosh!
Wife: (embarrassed) Yeah, the beans are talkin’.
Husband: Well, you could have...
Wife: (indignant) I DID, but YOU just had to have curry. Actions have consequences.

by goose_on_a_roof October 18, 2020