baytown

A crappy city East of Houston that has absolutely nothing to do or see except for a mediocre mall in which half of the stores are either closed or run by asians.

At least you dont live in baytown

by D of Tejas July 13, 2008

baytown

the ultimate low of existence

i'd rather shit myself than be a baytown.

by mirbryant July 25, 2008

Baytown "9"

A grading scale for women from Baytown, Texas with;

3 kids (from three different daddies)
3 tattoos
3 teeth

He's from Baytown. His wife if what you would call a Baytown "9".

by deepintheheartoftaxes January 26, 2011

Baytown Milkshake

When you find a used condom on the ground and then drink the contents.

Drew found a used condom after fishing and decided to have himself a Baytown Milkshake.

by The One from Texas November 19, 2017

New Baytown

The area east of Baytown, Texas. AKA Mont Belvieu. Funded by the oil companies and religious right, New Baytown serves as a utopian construct in the eyes of those who live in Baytown (not Old Baytown, that's pretty legit).

Damn, I wish I lived in New Baytown; they got the good movie theater.

by boognish523 April 15, 2022

Baytown Guys

Two Guys, that started a myspace for Baytown
basically to increase Baytown's Publicity and get the recognition of states all over Texas.
Although no one else helped make the site interesting.

Pelly: YO you heard-ah dem "Baytown Guys?!''

OBT: gEa, tHeyY sHoulD hAvE nAmEd it OBT gUyZz!?

Linos: dude- who gives a fuck we been put on the map!!!

Playboy Hills: Shit they should add the baytowns finezt music....!

Northwood: mAiNe fOo wTf sHiI tHeY nEeD SoME bLaCk PeopLE iN iT!

by Standhigh August 07, 2009