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baytown

A crappy city East of Houston that has absolutely nothing to do or see except for a mediocre mall in which half of the stores are either closed or run by asians.
At least you dont live in baytown
by D of Tejas August 5, 2008
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baytown

i'd rather shit myself than be a baytown.
by mirbryant August 21, 2008
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Baytown "9"

A grading scale for women from Baytown, Texas with;

3 kids (from three different daddies)
3 tattoos
3 teeth
He's from Baytown. His wife if what you would call a Baytown "9".
by deepintheheartoftaxes January 26, 2011
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Baytown Milkshake

When you find a used condom on the ground and then drink the contents.
Drew found a used condom after fishing and decided to have himself a Baytown Milkshake.
by The One from Texas November 19, 2017
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New Baytown

The area east of Baytown, Texas. AKA Mont Belvieu. Funded by the oil companies and religious right, New Baytown serves as a utopian construct in the eyes of those who live in Baytown (not Old Baytown, that's pretty legit).
Damn, I wish I lived in New Baytown; they got the good movie theater.
by boognish523 April 15, 2022
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Baytown Guys

Two Guys, that started a myspace for Baytown
basically to increase Baytown's Publicity and get the recognition of states all over Texas.
Although no one else helped make the site interesting.
Pelly: YO you heard-ah dem "Baytown Guys?!''

OBT: gEa, tHeyY sHoulD hAvE nAmEd it OBT gUyZz!?

Linos: dude- who gives a fuck we been put on the map!!!

Playboy Hills: Shit they should add the baytowns finezt music....!

Northwood: mAiNe fOo wTf sHiI tHeY nEeD SoME bLaCk PeopLE iN iT!
by Standhigh August 7, 2009
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