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BAWLS is a highly caffinated energy drink. One bottle of BAWLS Guarana (10oz.) has 120 calories. Bawls Guaranexx (10oz.) has 0 calories. BAWLS Guarana has 80mg of caffeine per 12 oz. It is made from guarana and tastes most closely to 7up or Sprite, but should be tried anyway if neither of those drinks are liked (this was just the most closely related drinks I could think of.) The guarana berry can be found in the Amazon Rainforest which has a naturally occuring form of caffine which indians used to use to give themselves and energy boost. The name, BAWLS, is not derived from anything. The name was simply chosen because if you heard it, you would not forget it (the name is an advertisement in itself.) Also, the blue bottle with raised bumps on it is in circulation not only for grip when wet, or for having a dark bottle, but also because it 'looks cool' (according to the manufacturers of BAWLS.) The bottle is the Winner of the Glass Packaging Institute's Clear Choice Award 2005 for Best Packaging of a Carbonated Beverage. BAWLS is not a well known drink in all areas. Many saw BAWLS for the first time in the Xbox third-person shooter game, 'Run Like Hell.' Drinkers of such drink are encouraged by the manufacturer to ask local and major stores to carry BAWLS. SnoBAWLS is a new version of the caffine drink, but in frozen form (to beat the heat of the summer) made from guaranexx. There is also a sugar free version of BAWLS also made from the guaranexx berry. BAWLS Mints are also sold, which supposedly have about 1/12 the caffine amount of a single Bawls beverage and are fizzy and taste sweet.
Can I have two BAWLS please?
by LtZealot July 29, 2008
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Bawsy

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BAWLS

BAWLS is a highly caffinated energy drink. One bottle of BAWLS Guarana (10oz.) has 120 calories. Bawls Guaranexx (10oz.) has 0 calories. BAWLS Guarana has 80mg of caffeine per 12 oz. It is made from guarana and tastes most closely to 7up or Sprite, but should be tried anyway if neither of those drinks are liked (this was just the most closely related drinks I could think of.) The guarana berry can be found in the Amazon Rainforest which has a naturally occuring form of caffine which indians used to use to give themselves and energy boost. The name, BAWLS, is not derived from anything. The name was simply chosen because if you heard it, you would not forget it (the name is an advertisement in itself.) Also, the blue bottle with raised bumps on it is in circulation not only for grip when wet, or for having a dark bottle, but also because it 'looks cool' (according to the manufacturers of BAWLS.) The bottle is the Winner of the Glass Packaging Institute's Clear Choice Award 2005 for Best Packaging of a Carbonated Beverage. BAWLS is not a well known drink in all areas. Many saw BAWLS for the first time in the Xbox third-person shooter game, 'Run Like Hell.' Drinkers of such drink are encouraged by the manufacturer to ask local and major stores to carry BAWLS. SnoBAWLS is a new version of the caffine drink, but in frozen form (to beat the heat of the summer) made from guaranexx. There is also a sugar free version of BAWLS also made from the guaranexx berry. BAWLS Mints are also sold, which supposedly have about 1/12 the caffine amount of a single Bawls beverage and are fizzy and taste sweet.
Can I have two BAWLS please?
by LTZ June 2, 2006
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bawls buster

an alcoholic drink similar to a jagerbomb. using bawls brand energy drink as the main ingredient, a shot of jagermeister is dropped, or "depth charged" into the bawls glass.
Forget jagerbombs man, nerds enjoy bawls busters!!
by room333mutu June 8, 2010
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Bawley's Law

When you're in a relationship, everyone likes you, but when you're single, no one likes you.

Conceived on Bawley's Beach, Australia, when a group of promiscuous girls presented themselves to two boys with committed relationships, who, when single, had slim-to-none chance of scoring.
"So I went to this party with my girlfriend and all these girls start hitting on me, but when i'm single, no one flirts with me!"

"Dude, that's Bawley's Law.."
by partyingnaked July 17, 2012
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Ballsy Bucks

Ballsy Bucks, also spelled 'Ballzy,' is a currency that originates from the Wipeout game on Nintendo 3 DS. The bucks are used to buy power ups and other items in the game. However, this term has expanded beyond the Wipeout community into the home-schooled community. In the home-schooled community Ballsy Bucks are used as a way to reward students for completing all their tasks, which are similar to those in the mobile game 'Among Us.' Students have to sniff out the impostor before they hack into their Fortnite accounts. If the impostor is able to hack into the accounts the students automatically contract Ligma. This disease has long affected the home-schooled community. The community is starting to combine V-Bucks into their curriculum as a way to combat this. Though, V-Bucks also have a major consequence: they turn the students into sussy bakas.

'Ballsy Bucks' can also be used as a replacement for the words 'money,' 'cash,' and 'dollar.'

Note: The hold that these currencies have on this particular community is immaculate.
Example 1:
(you see someone riding around in a G-wagon)
You:"Dang they must have a lot of Ballzy Bucks."

Example 2:
(your friend wants to buy something but doesn't have enough money)
Your friend:"Can I borrow a few Ballsies?"
You: *Hands your friend a few dollars*

Example 3:
(Two home-school kids are talking to each other)
Kid 1: "I got 300 Ballsy Bucks today for voting out the impostor."
Kid 2: "My mom doesn't use those anymore because they give you Ligma. We use V-Bucks."
Kid 1: "I'd rather have Fortnite Ballz than be a sussy baka to be honest."
by QuirkyGurl06 September 14, 2023
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