Dick Balled

When someone does something extremely unnecessary, at the most unnecessary time....

Lets say Charles is driving, and gets cut off for no absolute reason...

Charles: "I just got fucking Dick Balled!"

by Richarded Kim January 13, 2009

balled him up

'I balled him' is a 1970s slang term meaning, 'I fucked him'

I went out with Albert last night and I balled him up in the back seat of his car.

by AlPacino1972 August 3, 2014

Matzo Balled

Same as being Tea Bagged, but by a Jewish guy. The act of lowering one's balls onto someones face, or into their mouth while they are laying down.

If you fall asleep in Tempe, you may get Matzo Balled by the Rabbi.

by $uper $teve February 14, 2010

blog balled

Girls who will only chat you up online and not meet in the real world.

We've chatted online for 3 weeks, she says she likes me, every time I ask her to meet for drinks she says no.

Man, you just got blog balled.

by JaackAce April 21, 2008

black and blue balled

The act of being banned/blacklisted from a strip club or any other boner worthy establishment.

After I punched the bartender from the titty bar, I got black and blue balled.

by Bad Obnauticus November 1, 2009

Bane balled

The act of placing ones balls in someone else’s mouth while wearing a c-pap mask and breathing heavy and using your best Bane voice. Bane is in reference of the comic character.

Doug just Bane balled John.

by Bane Darkness February 22, 2018

one balled

When you take one ball out and dangle it in someone's face, similar to teabagging but with half the effort.

Skinny just one balled me in a club, he's fucking mental!

by anomolyrocks August 20, 2011