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Baton

Used to direct peoples horns, usually makes them raise. Most band teachers use these for direction in music. They are stick like figures that are very skinny and easily broken.
Mr. Weltman uses his baton for directing the band.

Christian will raise his trumpet when the teacher raises the baton.

Batons can fit anywhere.
by ballenosets42730 December 11, 2011
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baton

The homosexual's bat. It thinks it's a proper bat, but it's not really.
Oh, hello, could you pass me my baton please? (Doesn't quite work does it)
by Mr G January 26, 2005
mugGet the batonmug.

Mushroom baton

The use of one's penis as a striking weapon. Most likely while erect. Will make a thud noise upon contact with one's forehead, cheek, or chin.
Don't make me smack you with the mushroom baton.
by M_Dubz152 June 5, 2023
mugGet the Mushroom batonmug.

Mushroom baton

The use of one's penis as a striking weapon. Preferable method is while it is erect. This will make a nice thud noise upon contact with one's face, forehead, cheek, chin, or nose.
The chicken head used too much teeth during oral so I smacked her with the mushroom baton. Left a nice welt on her cheek too.
by M_Dubz152 June 5, 2023
mugGet the Mushroom batonmug.

Baton twirling

A bad ass sport where you have a metal stick in your hand and try not to beat the shit out of your self in the process of doing these hard tricks
YO I GOT WACKED IN THE FACE BATON TWIRLING LAST NIGHT
by QUICKDICKLARRY May 26, 2018
mugGet the Baton twirlingmug.

ass baton

A versatile, short, pipe-like utensil usually carried by well-armed Black Friday mall cops. Commonly used for spanking rowdy and/or dangerous/hostile shoppers.
"Aw man, that cop has an ass baton!"

"Oh he finna use that ass baton, you'd best watch out"
by Auggie the Soggy Doggie December 20, 2013
mugGet the ass batonmug.

Baton Rouge

Capitol city of Louisiana. Home of the LSU Tigers and Southern University Jaguars. A drinkin' town with a football problem.
Tiger Stadium on gamenight against 'bama.
by Leigh Ann August 17, 2005
mugGet the Baton Rougemug.

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