Used to direct peoples horns, usually makes them raise. Most band teachers use these for direction in music. They are stick like figures that are very skinny and easily broken.
Mr. Weltman uses his baton for directing the band.
Christian will raise his trumpet when the teacher raises the baton.
Batons can fit anywhere.
Christian will raise his trumpet when the teacher raises the baton.
Batons can fit anywhere.
by ballenosets42730 December 11, 2011

by Mr G January 26, 2005

The use of one's penis as a striking weapon. Most likely while erect. Will make a thud noise upon contact with one's forehead, cheek, or chin.
by M_Dubz152 June 5, 2023

The use of one's penis as a striking weapon. Preferable method is while it is erect. This will make a nice thud noise upon contact with one's face, forehead, cheek, chin, or nose.
The chicken head used too much teeth during oral so I smacked her with the mushroom baton. Left a nice welt on her cheek too.
by M_Dubz152 June 5, 2023

A bad ass sport where you have a metal stick in your hand and try not to beat the shit out of your self in the process of doing these hard tricks
by QUICKDICKLARRY May 26, 2018

A versatile, short, pipe-like utensil usually carried by well-armed Black Friday mall cops. Commonly used for spanking rowdy and/or dangerous/hostile shoppers.
by Auggie the Soggy Doggie December 20, 2013

Capitol city of Louisiana. Home of the LSU Tigers and Southern University Jaguars. A drinkin' town with a football problem.
by Leigh Ann August 17, 2005
