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Bartosz

Some shmuck who thinks thier cool and good at everything. Also loves to touch guys and his logic confuses everyone around.
This guy confuses me
Ye he must be a bartosz
by Ender-co October 28, 2020
mugGet the Bartoszmug.

bartosz zoltak

he likes to fuk grey ppl and rams a small penis man called kacper ptak
bartosz zoltak rammed kacpers tight butthole and drank his tit milk
by hong kongnese faggot June 25, 2019
mugGet the bartosz zoltakmug.

Bartosz

A person that is very sexy can sex and is kiss homosex
Man I homosex yes Bartosz
by MuMonty May 1, 2022
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Bartosz

Bartosz speaks pure facts
by Marcopolo420 November 22, 2021
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Bartosz

A type of guy who is pretty good at something but not best at anything. likes to start something and then, leave it. Also Bartosz likes to have fun, sometimes good fun sometimes bad fun, sometimes fucked up fun.
Have You seen Bartosz lately? He started balet classes and now he is dancing with my niece... What a weirdo
by MowdlamnieAndrzej November 22, 2021
mugGet the Bartoszmug.

Bartosz's Law

A law which describes the feeling that a Colorado driver experiences when witnessing someone driving poorly or recklessly on I-25, only for it to be revealed the vehicle has Texas plates.

This phenomenon is similar in sensation to Bidoof's Law.
Guy 1: "Did you see the video of the man driving from Colorado Springs to Denver in 20 minutes on his bike?"
Guy 2: "Yeah! He's from Texas. Classic Bartosz's Law."
by ProfoundThoughts January 30, 2024
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Bartosz nowak

A tall lanky polish man with 4 toes and a personality based around cars
Look over there! It’s bartosz nowak and he just failed science
by Washing Machine Warrior March 21, 2023
mugGet the Bartosz nowakmug.

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