Another Word for Mountain Dew, drink of the gods. The origin of this word is unknown but it sure is fun to say. Also sometimes called Mountain Bartle Skeet. Most often used by hicks or rednecks.
Person 1: Pass me an Ice cold can of Bartle skeet.
Person 2: But Mountain Dew gives you kidney stones.
Person 1: I want my BARTLE SKEET!
Person 2: But Mountain Dew gives you kidney stones.
Person 1: I want my BARTLE SKEET!
by Mikey Jeff November 16, 2017
Get the Bartle Skeetmug. by Erroneousapostrophe October 17, 2008
Get the Bartle Doomug. Lore tells us that Jed Bartles was a mysterious antebellum character, a blundering and addled-minded feral boy who appeared in a small village outside of Dallas, confused and girlishly attractive and only capable of simple, everyday reading skills.
Unpossible. A Jed Bartles creation. For many years, critics wondered if perhaps Jed Bartles was an idiot savant actually accessing parts of his brain that the average person could never dream of, creating new and advanced language. His creation of the word 'unpossible' struck some as an gaffe in remembering the real term, impossible. Others conjectured that unpossible didn't mean impossible at all, but was a new word to describe a much more sophisticated notion, that a certain possibility could be negated entirely and turned into its polar opposite, or made 'unpossible'...
After careful study, Jed Bartles was found to have just been mistaken. Twice.
After careful study, Jed Bartles was found to have just been mistaken. Twice.
by Call me Edward Cullen February 20, 2009
Get the Jed Bartlesmug. Another word for Mountaindew the beverage of the gods. No one knows it's origin but it sure is fun to say.
Friend 1:Pass me that Ice cold Bartle Skeet
Friend 2: Bartle Skeet gives you colon cancer
Friend 1: I don't care Bartle Skeet is like Redneck Holy Water
Friend 2: Bartle Skeet gives you colon cancer
Friend 1: I don't care Bartle Skeet is like Redneck Holy Water
by Mikey Jeff April 20, 2018
Get the Bartle Skeetmug. Lore tells us that Jed Bartles was a mysterious antebellum character, a blundering and addled-minded feral boy who appeared in a small village outside of Dallas, confused and girlishly attractive and only capable of simple, everyday reading skills.
Unpossible. A Jed Bartles creation. For many years, critics wondered if perhaps Jed Bartles was an idiot savant actually accessing parts of his brain that the average person could never dream of, creating new and advanced language. His creation of the word 'unpossible' struck some as an gaffe in remembering the real term, impossible. Others conjectured that unpossible didn't mean impossible at all, but was a new word to describe a much more sophisticated notion, that a certain possibility could be negated entirely and turned into its polar opposite, or made 'unpossible'...
After careful study, Jed Bartles was found to have just been mistaken. Twice.
After careful study, Jed Bartles was found to have just been mistaken. Twice.
by Call me Edward Cullen February 21, 2009
Get the Jed Bartlesmug. A noun, adjective, and verb used by comedy overlord Edbassmaster. Often used in conjunction with "Linky Burger(s)", "a Flatline on The Blueline special", or "Crap Mo Stank". Also known to win any argument, ever, in one simple phrase.
Im gonna need a linky burger with some bartle doo. Also a flatline on the blueline special!
(Troll) Ur gay!
(Epic man) No I'm not!
(Troll) Yes you are!
(Epic man) Two camels in a tiny car!!!
(Troll) Still gay!
(Epic man) Bartle doo!
(Troll) ....*whimper*
(Troll) Ur gay!
(Epic man) No I'm not!
(Troll) Yes you are!
(Epic man) Two camels in a tiny car!!!
(Troll) Still gay!
(Epic man) Bartle doo!
(Troll) ....*whimper*
by DeathWillSoonBecomeU April 25, 2010
Get the Bartle Doomug. by Brettroberts January 15, 2011
Get the Bartle dontmug.