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cletus bartholomew

A smart, handsome, and happy man. Cletus has gotten into countless colleges! He was posted on many instagram college pages. He was once on a news channel. Congratulations for graduating, Cletus!
Me: Dude, I saw Cletus Bartholomew on tv.
Ethan: Wow! Cool
by elliot😼 July 20, 2021
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The phrase you say when your man does or says some dumb shit. Also used to express superiority.

(don't try to explain yourself after someone replies because you will look like a retard, just reply with 'ok' or 'bruh')
Guy 1: "Big chungus isnt funny"

Guy 2: "did you just violate 72 laws proper to the court of king demetrius demarcus bartholomew james III jr of saint kitts and nevis's governmental association?"
by mentally challenged ladder February 1, 2021
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Dirty Bartholomew

Shoving a rubber duck into peanut butter and then up your Latina gf's ass while squeezing it repeatedly. She also has her foot in a flower pot.
I was bored so me and my gf decided to pull a Dirty Bartholomew
by Siriuslyfkinswag June 18, 2021
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Kuma Bartholomew

One of the coldest mf in One Piece, that man can send dudes flying through the sky to any place he wants with just one touch.
Thriller Bark: Kuma Bartholomew ain't shit, Zoro was already injured against Oars.
Summit War: .....
by Fish Drowned January 25, 2021
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A very nice man who got peed on
Man, I wish I did not pee on dequanmetrious quandale demarcus jerryactavius dequavion bartholomew tyranno john the 3rd
by IlDisTorTlI April 28, 2022
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Bartholomeu Ass

A fucking legend himself, best name for a clan on apex, and the members probably get laid atleast 3 times a week. Also the single greatest name to ever be invented
Bartholomeu Ass rammed us in apex legends
by CleetustheFeetus March 14, 2019
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