Barnegat

Barnegat is a small, but ever-growing town, in New Jersey. If you've actually heard of us, it's because you've actually been here or heard about our lighthouse. The school system sucks. It's composed of a fucked up administration who treats - even the highschoolers - like 2-year-olds. Hell, if you're not careful you'll get a poolstick shoved up your ass. Chances are someone on your block owns a boat, and displays it proudly in their front yard or in the street. They keep cutting down our fucking woods, so pretty soon we'll have nothing here to do ... oh wait, we already have NOTHING to do. We also have more mosquitos and annoying bugs here than any where else on the fucking planet.

Major Attractions Include:

Pissing on Middle School or High School
Overpolluted woods
Wandering aimlessly
Smoking in front of the Hobby Shop
Oh, and we have a small ass bay with a dock nearby, which sucks.

Person One: What do you wanna do?
Person Two: I don't know...
Person One: There's never anything to fucking do!
Person Two: Welcome to fucking Barnegat!

by AndrewM16921 June 10, 2007

Barsexuality

When you are at a bar, and after drinking your sexual orientation changes.

Jen-so after a couple shots of vodka I started to make out with melissa

Dan- Oh, so you had a Barsexuality change

by Danmanzim August 5, 2009

Barsenet

A beautiful and smart woman who knows herself and her worth. She can be sexy and charming when she needs to be. But she only reveals that side to those special to her. She supports other women around her and impowers all those around her. She tends to be creative and witty in her words. She easy to talk to and does not take herself too seriously. She is the person everyone wants around. She is also very beautiful and tends to be petite.

I love Barsenet! She is so supportive.

by yologo January 31, 2020

Barse Fapping

this is a guy who has an unhealthy obsession with trolling bus enthusiasts. basically people like Dono-vanLimS. use with capital S for added effect.

ah, MANBSPSingaporeBuses is posting shit again. another case of the Barse Fapping

by Singapore Buses May 10, 2020

barsexual

The condition in which women intentionally become more open to kissing other women in front of an audience, typically in a bar or club, especially when the audience is comprised of men holding free drinks.

Patricia didn't have any cash so she turned into a total barsexual last night at the club.

by Jefficus November 2, 2008

Barse

1. The region between a man's ballsack and his arse.

1. Man have you seen Rhona's pimply barse? It's got tentacles and it's always oozing and suppurating. Apart from those flaky bits. It's a festering mess down there.

by ladladboiboi September 14, 2010

Barnegat

If you live in Barnegat and have lived here all your life, then you know its all about beer, woods, trucks and the docks for boat races. And of course there are two wawas about five minutes apart from each other! You judge people by the elementry and high school they went too, if you tell people you went to southern they consider you dumb but if you ask around and find people who went to pinelands then you now sound like the smartest person in the world! You've heard stories of Taylor Ln about how the jersey devil grew up there and you probably went down that road to see what you could find. You remember D.E Jones and all the other stores that tried to make it in the Gunning River Mall. You also know you can do 30 in the developments but anymore and our nasty cops will get you since they have nothing better to do with their lives. Rt.9, Gunning River rd, or "the new road" can get you to your house no matter what! You also know where the witch house was or some people called it the KKK house, and more than likely you partied there before they knocked it down! You know most houses in downtown barnegat are haunted, especially the Cox house.

"wanna go hang out at the docks?"
"Nah the Barnegat cops always bother you there!"

by likwidsndsj August 3, 2007