Barry Bonds

See steroids.

He is a cheater that is old and has a big head.

Barry Bonds sucks because he has to use steroids to be good.

by A_COOL_GUY July 16, 2008

Barry Bonds

The greatest baseball player of all time. No other player comes even close.

When I grow up, I want to be just like my hero, Barry Bonds. Have any tips?

by Rick Astley August 10, 2007

Barry Bonds

He did it...

next to the witness stand, Barry Bonds*

by hedidit June 16, 2009

Barry Bonds

An individual that can "hit it" with chicks (hit it meaning sex), but only after an injestion of drugs (viagra, etc).

All bet your dads a totall Barry Bonds!

by Carter B. October 18, 2007

Barry Bonds

A great american hero- and hes black!-SCORE!!!

A great baseball player who just added a little more gatorade to his diet than he expected. Barry Bonds!!!

by Scottizzle Swansizzle December 31, 2007

Barry Bonds

In terms of poker, pocket 8s. 8s represent two Bs as in "Barry Bonds."

My aces got cracked on the river. Board came 8,Ace,duece. I had pocket aces and a 6 came on the turn, and 8 came on the river. F'er Barry Bonds on me w/ his pocket 8s.

by C8ro August 10, 2007

Barry Bonds*

A baseball player who, as of the end of the 2007 season, had a record 762* home runs.

In 2007, Barry Bonds* hit his 756th* home run, passing Hank Aaron for the all time record*. He also holds the single season record* of 73* home runs. Previous single-season record-holders include Mark McGwire*, Roger Maris, and Babe Ruth.

Bob: "Barry Bonds in the 1990's was a hell of a player, wasn't he?"
Joe: "Yeah, but his numbers pale in comparison to what Barry Bonds* put up."
Bob: "Who's that?"
Joe: "You know, that guy on the Giants with a watermelon-sized head who set all those records*."

by Nicholas D January 16, 2008