When you have a normal life with a loving husband and two kids, but you decide to exchange it in your early middle age for a traveling circus life of failed business ventures, and monthly domestic violence incidents with the local white trash king who has sired half the illegitimate children in town, including your own new baby daughter.
My wife and I had a pretty good life, until she decided to Break Barnum, and live with the local man whore in a shithole apartment above his rat infested restaurant.
by arnie123 January 4, 2019
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Symptoms include sadness, fatigue, insomnia, appetite changes, having the libido of an awkward teenaged virgin, crying episodes, hysterical laughter, irritability, staring at Google Maps, the tuneless humming of barn-revival spirituals, chromatic-motion melodies in 6/8 time, or minor-key adaptations of Survivor's 'Eye Of The Tiger', and Facebook status updates.
Food-related cravings are not uncommon, especially for hot dogs, or paper and plastic bags of salty-yet-sweet snack foods (e.g., kettle corn). A dull disappointment is inevitable when the lid is removed from a can of peanut brittle and the sufferer is not EVER greeted by spring-loaded snakes. Honestly, what's the use.
Commonly abbreviated as PBD.
Closely related to "post-camp depression" (PCD), "post-con syndrome" (PCS), "whoa, too fun" (WTF).
Symptoms include sadness, fatigue, insomnia, appetite changes, having the libido of an awkward teenaged virgin, crying episodes, hysterical laughter, irritability, staring at Google Maps, the tuneless humming of barn-revival spirituals, chromatic-motion melodies in 6/8 time, or minor-key adaptations of Survivor's 'Eye Of The Tiger', and Facebook status updates.
Food-related cravings are not uncommon, especially for hot dogs, or paper and plastic bags of salty-yet-sweet snack foods (e.g., kettle corn). A dull disappointment is inevitable when the lid is removed from a can of peanut brittle and the sufferer is not EVER greeted by spring-loaded snakes. Honestly, what's the use.
Commonly abbreviated as PBD.
Closely related to "post-camp depression" (PCD), "post-con syndrome" (PCS), "whoa, too fun" (WTF).
"Joseph has to come up with a usage example for urbandictionary.com today, but his post-barnum depression is pretty severe. He just keeps hanging upside-down from his workstation desk and calling his mouse Templeton."
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Well practiced sexual pastime of the inhabitants of the infamous South Yorkshire shithole.
Men from Barnsley have had their lasses up the shitter more times than you've had hot dinners.
Well practiced sexual pastime of the inhabitants of the infamous South Yorkshire shithole.
Men from Barnsley have had their lasses up the shitter more times than you've had hot dinners.
Our lass has the painters in, so tonight we're Going to Barnsley
My new girlfriend has a minge like a clowns pocket so we’re only ever Going to Barnsley
My new girlfriend has a minge like a clowns pocket so we’re only ever Going to Barnsley
by Dave Schloosh January 8, 2009
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by Poopsnitch69 January 24, 2023
Get the Barnologist mug.Town in South Yorkshire. Stereotyped and judged as a bad place by most people who have not even been there.
Friendly people with a broad yorkshire accent, sometimes hard to understand with their slang.
Surrounded by countryside and offers a lot of historical buildings etc.
Famous for its mines and movies such as brassed off and kes.
Home to the Grimethorpe Colliery Brass Band.
Friendly people with a broad yorkshire accent, sometimes hard to understand with their slang.
Surrounded by countryside and offers a lot of historical buildings etc.
Famous for its mines and movies such as brassed off and kes.
Home to the Grimethorpe Colliery Brass Band.
'off t' barnsley cock'
by SYorkshireLass92 June 15, 2013
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I saw Tony "Tucker" in barnolsweek what a legend.Barnoldswick is way more hanging than scum bucket earby.
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