barford

from the german/south african

(n) an intense and unexplained, irrational fear of fruit
(v) the act exemplified by being irrationally fearful of fruit
(a) fruity, or unfruity

(n) Katherine, upon coming across the great papaya, ran away quickly because of her barford.
(v) When I saw the grapefruit I immediately barforded. I now take zyprexa.
(a) I feel inexplicably barford while exposed to jack-o-lanterns.

by Goldman May 1, 2006

Logan bamford

Bandwagon

Eww, you like the Flyers?
Your a logan bamford

by Jimmykimmelfan69 June 23, 2019

josh bamford

josh bamford where to start, been through so much yet still pushing through one of the most kind hearted people you will ever meet so so brave and inspiring he will never be forgotten and everyone will know his name.

“yoo is that the josh bamford?”
“yes he’s (AMAZING)”

by thatthiccgirlthatyomanlove May 5, 2019

nightingale bamford

An elite school for rich, white, upper class girls. It has a sterling reputation. However, on the inside of those big blue doors the girls are either drug addicts or heavy alcoholics. Some of them resort to making internet porn. The school however does a wonderful job at masking the true identity of the girls, and Nightingale is still standing strong on 92nd and Madison.

girl 1. "hey girl, dude last night we all got soo high"
girl 2. "thats soo chill I havn't gotten drunk or high on a school night in almost 4 days"
girl 1. "shit! how do you live? Are you making lots of internet porn to relive stress or something."
girl 2. "OMG how did you know?! did Jim tell you? or was it Sam? Or Lenny, or Michaiel"
girl 1. I just guessed that IS what Nightingale Bamford is about.

by nbs student May 15, 2007

Nightingale-Bamford Students

Our vision is for Nightingale students to be joyful learners who have the intellectual depth and the courage to be critical thinkers, compassionate citizens, and agents of their own lives; in doing so, we advance equity for the betterment of all.

To achieve this mission and vision, we will educate our students’ minds and hearts by:

Infusing their lives with meaningful relationships;
Teaching them to value difference as a source of strength and means of growth;
Empowering them to question the status quo with confidence, empathy, resilience, and reason.

It’s not that hard to replace “our girls” with something along the lines of “Nightingale-Bamford Students.”

by itsddlol May 15, 2019

Vernon Barford

This is a school in Alberta. This school is full of angsty teens and nasty little boys. A lot of people got expelled so there is only little asians and brown boys that like milfs and orgies together in the bathroom.

Person 1: Vernon Barford is trash

Person 2: I know

by Diddle wankers January 28, 2019

Nightingale- Bamford

Terrible school full of over-privileged elitist assholes. The headmistress is a stuck up bitch who is homophobic and prejudice against anyone who is in the least bit different or interesting. Their cookie cutter model of pretentiousness that they expect everyone to fit into is absurd and unrealistic.

"Um, excuse me, why do I have to wait on line like everyone else? Um, excuse me, like, you didn't go to Harvard or Yale, then I'm not speaking to you. Um, like like like, I don't talk to people who aren't rich and elite like me, afterall, I go to the Nightingale- Bamford School."

by ewryilciae April 9, 2010