bargle

the gargling of one mans own cum from which was just sucked up and out of another mans asshole

I spewed a fat load of cum up Johnny's asshole and sucked it out with a straw, then I bargled it vigorously before swallowing

by dustybush May 6, 2006

bargle

(v.) person who enjoys a good time;a person who contradicts

hallam bargled at axel when he showed him his new duct tape aparell.

by axel knutson October 5, 2003

bargle

verb (intrans.)
1. A portmanteau of the words 'ball' and 'gargle' meaning to gargle someone's balls.

noun
1. an act or instance or the sound of bargling : an unzip and bargle of sweaty nuts.
2. bargler : one who is in the act of bargling.

verb
A general act of fucking something up : The job was completely bargled when that retard took over.

ORIGIN early 21st cent.: from French gargouiller ‘gurgle, bubble,’ from gargouille ‘throat’ (see gargoyle ) and Middle English : from Old Norse bҩllr, of Germanic origin.

When I am in need of a good bargle, Jason's the first one I call - and he always satisfies.

by Marc Yelloz August 14, 2007

Bargle

To Bargle: To place one's face and/or Penile genetalia into the crack of a very large, yet not obese or fat, buttox, and proceed to move your face around and say, "Bargle Bargle Bargley Barglez"

Jordan: dude, what would you do if Kim Kardashian just took her pants off in front of you right now? like, what would you do?

Me: Well, I'd start off by giving her a good Bargling. After I Bargle her, i would Barglez her again just for TeH LuLz.

by xxHorseAssassinxx July 7, 2011

Bargl

1. Verb. To yammer on in an excited, uninformed fashion. Term used to describe the public rhetorical antics of Tea Partyers or tinfoil hat rightwing conspiracy theorists, in particular.

2. Noun. Run on, nonsensical political noise fueled by fear, anger, and no facts. Sometimes used with the added "yargl". ("bargl yargl")

Don't bother me with your bargl yargl. I actually read newspapers.

by Neo Zinn July 8, 2010

argle bargle

a pointless argument about trivial things(from a scottish word)

The keep turning things into argle bargle.

by The Return of Light Joker November 10, 2007

argle bargle

A Cockney term meaning "argument", often describing a worthless, but energetic, conversation or comment. Derived from "argy bargy", which is derived in the classic Cockney rhyming scheme from "argument".

Tim: What's all the hullabaloo?
Jim: Tina and Tanya are all argle bargle over which British actor is better: Sean Connery or Gene Wilder.
Tim: But...neither are British.
Jim: *sigh* Yep....

by IdiotRome August 23, 2007