beefaroni

a skinny frail old white man, sandwiched between two obese hairy black men, both over 60

dude, i walked in on my grandpa in the middle of a beefaroni.... some things cannot be unseen

by banana hammock69 June 1, 2011

beefaroni

dawg food for people

what you eating that beefaroni for?

by da doodle November 12, 2007

barfari

the winding walk you take while searching for bars. usually conducted while holding your phone slightly above you face with your eyes on the screen, other styles include moving the phone vertically and horizontally. sometimes causes injury,like falling down open man-holes, because of the pure state on concentration on the phone.

person 1: Dude, how'd you break your leg?

Person 2: i was on a barfari and i tripped over the curb.

by gggbof November 10, 2010

barfarchi

A name given to a girl of Israeli origin. Means "flower" in Hebrew. She enjoys traveling around the world, especially to Eastern European countries (France, ROME, etc..) She is a very special woman.

Hot Guy 1: Did you see that barfarchi?
Hot Guy 2: No, she's probably in Rome.

by Melanee August 27, 2009

barfaholic

someone who takes pride in the horror that is the barf diet (throwing up to become skinny) and actually shows it off to their pals

Kelly: like my rips hunny? *wipes vomit off mouth*
Joe: ummmmmmmm........ are you a barfaholic babe?

by kepler necbrewski November 29, 2009

schmeaty beefaroni

A very girthy penis

He had a very schmeaty beefaroni in those pants.
That was the schmeatiest beefaroni I have ever seen.

by lina49 April 23, 2010

The Beefaroni

A sexual act involving defication onto and into a menstruating vagina, followed by oral and vaginal sex in said vagina. The resullting mess. resembles Beefaroni

Side Not:

If performed on an Asian it's called The Rice-Aroni.

Dude, you're not gonna believe what happened to me. I walked into my parents bedroom and caught my Dad giving my Mom The Beefaroni

by GeorgeRealInstructors May 20, 2009