Tijuana Baptism

When a guy gets his junk vomited on whilst receiving a blow job.

Chris: "Hey, remember that drunk chick at the bar the other day?"

Marc: "You mean the one with no teeth?"

Chris: "Yeah. She gave me a blowy in my car and threw up all over my wee-wee."

Marc: "That's awesome, you've gotten your first Tijuana Baptism!"

by Kilroy Roboto July 25, 2009

Toaster Baptism

When you drop an unplugged toaster on a baby who is sitting in a bath tub filled with one inch of water. You then take the baby’s body and use it to make baby powder and baby oil. Then you sell the products for a profit to buy a new baby.

Adam: Do you want to perform a Toaster Baptism
Thomas: Of course

by Yeetix February 11, 2020

Guantanamo Baptism

When seated on a toilet and your penis head submerges into the water.

I sat down to take a slam and was pleasantly surprised with a Guantanamo Baptism!

by Hamil$tein & CageChicane March 15, 2010

Booty baptism

The act of loosing ones virginity.

Jason was a believer for a long time, so after much soul searching. He decided to hit that and undergo a traditional booty baptism, his parents were proud.

by sajamas January 29, 2014

french baptism

pissing in a cup or container then proceeding to pour it
over an unconscious person followed by a swift punch to the head

"brad was snoring so fucking loud, so i found a bottle and woke him up with a french baptism."

by tonyynot May 3, 2008

mung baptism

mung baptism is usually done to a "virgin" munger as a sort of initiation after his first mung outing. After preforming mung one sprinkles mung juice on the once virgins head. It's pretty much a one way ticket to hell.

Now that you've finally had sex and eaten out a dead person, we must now preform mung baptism on you.

by Tyler Roberts November 7, 2007

Beer Baptism

After finishing a shower beer, you fill the empty bottle/can with shower water and pour it over your head.

Friend 1: "Hey were you drinking in the shower again? You never cleaned up your bottles."
Friend 2: "Yea, sorry about that. A Beer Baptism was held."

Friend 1: "In the name of the father, son, and holy beer. Your sins have been washed away my son."

by MechAkrasia January 2, 2017