Dorian Banister

the name you make up to get out of a conversation

Guy 1: hey so do you have a boyfriend?
Girl: yeah his name is Dorian Banister

by Ambis the umbrella dude November 7, 2019

Banister Express

A handrail that one can easily use to slide down a stairway.

I tried taking the banister express, but it broke halfway down the stairs.

by 90noslenj October 21, 2008

'Tiff' Banister

A girl that other girls desperately hate on , they go as far as making like pages and making endless statuses mocking her for putting " Whorish / slutty " pictures up . Meanwhile more then half of these girls do the same thing .

'Tiff' Bannister doesn't need an example , Get off her Tit . So Stop dick eating on 'Tiff' Banister .

by Not a Hater . July 27, 2012

Banister Girl

A****M******** THE BITCH WHO ALMOST FELL OVER A BANISTER AND CRUSHED CHILDREN THEN SAT DOWN IN FRONT OF ME AND WOBBLED SKSKSKSKKSKSKS

her name starts with an A and ends with an R yeah hahaha it’s Banister Girl

by Brooklyn Wyatt’s Mum January 17, 2019

Dirty banister

Shagging a lass up the arse who has diarrhea.

Last night i was giving a bird some good anal but she had dodgy guts and gave me a dirty banister

by curtainwip3r June 5, 2021

wipe down the banister

To masturbate. Usually said by someone with a large penis.

Chuck had an off night at the bar, so he had to wipe down the banister.

by aveman0204 June 14, 2016

Blue…banisters

Sussiest Lana stan on tiktok.

Blue…banisters is so dang SUS!

by Beatrice Smurfendook July 29, 2021