by Poop guy A.K.A Awesome Austin June 10, 2011
when you hurt your self, not intentionally though, like not an emo moment, but like when you fall or burn yourself on accident and actually need a bandaid and you put it on your disgusting injury.
by kristin.dollface August 2, 2009
by ChescoMedic February 13, 2010
by funkyskip April 26, 2009
A solution that doesn't solve the problem, but makes whoever's solution that was just solved feel like it had been solved
bandaid solution is when a person gets a free $100 voucher after falling off the balcony at a mall. The guy is still in hospital, but now he feels like justice was served somehow
by PSloth March 26, 2015
A short-term friend who helps others feel emotionally better. When they've done all they could (usually with success), they exit the other friends life. This short-term friend is kind, helpful, a good listener, and can make any sad friend feel better. This "bandaid friend" can be mysterious, and may be reluctant to let other friends come close confidants. They're very approachable on the outside, but an introvert on the inside. These bandaid friends mean the best, and have a heavy heart for people, whether it's for the underdog, or just a sad person who needs to talk; meaning they're great with secrets.
I'm your bandaid friend, it's what I do.
by Bandaid Friend the Great May 12, 2015
The application of semen over a minor cut or scrape. When allowed to dry properly, it will stop the bleeding, reduce the pain and help to create the optimal environment of healing for the wound.
Last night, it got a little rough. She cut her forehead open on some of the broken glass on the floor. Out of concern, he flipped her over, held her down and applied the liquid bandaid. Five minutes later, after the bandage had set, her wound was safe from infection- so he let her go.
by k-12 December 4, 2006