Similar to the Dirty Sanchez; a close relative. After kindly removing the fingers from the anus, the person then goes in for the swipe but gets his thumb caught in either a necklace or shirt collar and the poop swipe goes straight to the neck resulting in a Dirty Baltazar.
Everything was going swell when my thumb caught on to her necklace and I gave her a Dirty Baltazar instead.
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Baltasar's are unassuming fellows, but they quickly grow to take fill up the holes in your life if you get to know them more closely. They can always turn a boring evening into a slippery slide of fun.
Baltasar's of old were often considered wizards due to their extensive knowledge of the wet and dark places of the world. Also from that time stems the superstition that Baltasars are bad for your health, as their friends allegedly tend to develop a bow legged walk.
Blessed with good fortune, Baltasars often have many kids and a large family. In modern times they are often sought after by the film industry to portrait wizards, due to their inherent skill of handling long, hard and thick staffs of all kinds, as well as producing magical outputs from them.
Baltasar's are unassuming fellows, but they quickly grow to take fill up the holes in your life if you get to know them more closely. They can always turn a boring evening into a slippery slide of fun.
Baltasar's of old were often considered wizards due to their extensive knowledge of the wet and dark places of the world. Also from that time stems the superstition that Baltasars are bad for your health, as their friends allegedly tend to develop a bow legged walk.
Blessed with good fortune, Baltasars often have many kids and a large family. In modern times they are often sought after by the film industry to portrait wizards, due to their inherent skill of handling long, hard and thick staffs of all kinds, as well as producing magical outputs from them.
"I had a great time with Baltasar last night"
"The weekend at Baltasar's was really quite something. Very wet though, the weather wasn't too good."
"The weekend at Baltasar's was really quite something. Very wet though, the weather wasn't too good."
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2. A derogatery term for a person of African descent. The only rocks they carry on them these days is crack.
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2. A derogatery term for a person of African descent. The only rocks they carry on them these days is crack.
3. Nigger, Coon, Spook, Porch Monkey, Kaffa.
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'Please study for your exams, I can't have you becoming a balthazar like your father.'
'Why did you cock slap me?'
'Cause youre a balthazar..'
'I just fell down the stairs carrying my baby sister and hot coffee.'
'wow........balthazar life'
'Why did you cock slap me?'
'Cause youre a balthazar..'
'I just fell down the stairs carrying my baby sister and hot coffee.'
'wow........balthazar life'
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