Ballsagna

Something the be exclaimed after hearing dissapointing or otherwise bad news. Used in relation to lasagna that has been viciously t-bagged or physical "balls on ya".

When my homie told me he smoked the last buds I immediately exclaimed, "ballsagna"!

by Actionboner May 24, 2016

hairy ballsagna

The act of dipping ones testicles into a woman's vagina while she is on her period, and then smearing the blood-covered testicles on her face.

My ex-girlfriend was a filthy whore. She let me give her a hairy ballsagna.

by Mark Snicher April 6, 2005

greasy ballsagna

A generous, and greasy offering of balls on your face. can be served with a hot steamy cheese topping, and is often ordered to go. Greasy ballsagna is a mexican favorite, but was inspired by italians. Dirty sanchez is often a nice side dish.

Guy: Hey susie, are you ready for some greasy balsagna, its a little hot so it might scald your face
Susie: thats okay, i love greasy ballsagna, please give me more, and top me off with a little sanchez

by diarrhea-dan August 12, 2009

harry ballsagna

A common italian pasta

Waitress: Here's your harry ballsagna

by Vincent Bondage August 20, 2006

basagna

A vagina that resembles lasagna, i.e. gooey, meaty, cheesy, warm, or three days old and crusty.

I ate out last night and had some damn good basagna.

by ChefBoyardee69 April 4, 2009

ballsacne

Acne that forms on your ballsack

Do you think proactive will work for my ballsacne?

by wantonaritus November 2, 2010

Ballbagian

Ball-bag-ee-an
n.

The sac of skin that encloses the testicles, usually found below the penis, hanging between the legs of male species

Aka ballsackian

1) I have just washed my Ballbagian

2) That bloke is a total Ballbagian

3) It is cold my Ballbagian has shrunk

by Rob gas June 20, 2009