Like Bling, but from Elizabeth Duke
by Anonymous August 7, 2003
by Bojojo June 17, 2011
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by K. Isaacson April 15, 2007
This is where a gentleman is having relations with a lady who is so large that he can't see what he's doing.
by Jinny the pig December 31, 2014
A phrase to describe a wife or girlfriend who doesn't like being driven around at high speed, berates your driving or generally gets scared in the passenger seat.
"Went for a blast around the country lanes, would have been more fun without the Screaming Ballast nagging me too slow down...."
by Puffinchops6618 January 9, 2021