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Barvardian

1. Noun: A native, inhabitant, or frequent visitor to Barvard Middle School of Law.

2. Adj: A mentally deficient individual who acts in childish and immature ways for no apparent reason. Most have a false sense of superiority despite an apparent lack of redeeming qualities or good looks.
Incompetent Professor 1: Did you see the new wave of Barvardian's this semester?

Incompetent Professor 2: Yeah a few of them look like they were beaten with the ugly stick.
by T.S.Dubya November 23, 2011
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balgarian snow cone

the process by which the male ejaculates on his hands, rubs the spuzz on his balls, and proceeds by inserting the balls into the assof a female who hasnt wiped properly, thus covering the ass with shit and seamen, followed by the insertion of the balls into the females mouth, and if she spits out the balls and/or throws up, the male with fart in his hand and cover the females face and reinserts for a second try.
BITCH! i swear if u dont take out the dog ill be givin you a balgarian snow cone!
by jim69s February 5, 2008
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ballarina

the woman most courr-rragous
look mommy shes a ballarina to.
by Cody5050 January 29, 2021
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Bastardian

A unit of measure above a Metric Fuckton, used when talking about an amount of awesome gained by a righteous act or defeating a foe.
Dude, I ate a meal of Bastardian proportions earlier.

Guy 1: Imagine if I fought Bubba outside school later.
Guy 2: That would be a Bastardian fight, even if his arm is broken.
by Bubba Buckelew December 3, 2009
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ballarina

a ball playa that's so good he makes his game look like a dance
He jukes left, spin around the defender, quick layup....man, he's a ballarina on the court!
by Caroline Evey September 8, 2008
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queef ballarina

insult. one who tries to act graceful or cool but inevitibly messes up
"megan o'keef...such a queef ballarina"
by Anonymous September 18, 2003
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Choc-Caramel Balvarian

The act of a caramel goat sitting on the face of a black man who's tonuge proceeds to excite the goat causing an explosion of diarrhoea over his face. The resulting pile of dumpus on the black man resembles a choc caramel dessert.
Hey man, did you see black Craig today? I think he forgot to use his napkin after the Choc-Caramel Balvarian.
by Beastiallity October 5, 2011
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