Ball Gazering

A Kreygasm in your balls

Guy 1: You seen Rebecca recently?

Guy 2: Yeah, she had me ball gazering!

by dorkypotato2832 September 29, 2022

ballgazer

The taunting moniker given to one who has recently gazed upon balls, usually when the owner of the balls displays his thumb and index finger forming a circle over the balls.

The idea is to be creatively insulting when calling someone ballgazer, using it in humorous context or in a play on words adding to the shame and disgrace the offender faces.

"You looked at more balls tonight than the Daily Lotto since it's inception!"

"Your eyes just lapped up a large serving of my balls.. Were you ball-famished?"

Fabian --> Gaybian Ballgazer --> Dr. Gabiano "8-Ball" Ballgazorno

Ballgazaurus Rex

by The (Ball) Shark July 23, 2009

Ballglazing

The act of coating your balls with a shiny substance.

Yesterday I did some ballglazing in order to...in order to...uhh.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

ballgazer

Slight of hand trick, such as pretending to drop a bowl of tobacco and catching it right next to your crotch. Usually accompainied with a box frame around groin region or a outstretched pointed finger aimed at your meat missle. "Ballgazer" is shouted to make everyone in the room know you've been lookin at your mates sack! Cannot be used if the intended victim does not look!

Me: ***pretends to drop lighter & grabs ballcocks"

Me: "BALLGAZER!!!!'"
Everyone in the room: "HAAAW HAAAW, YOUR A FUCKING BALLGAZER!!!"
Your Mom: "I saw him looking at your dick again, what a frikkin ballgazer!!

by DIRTYROTTENSTEVE May 7, 2005

ballgazer

someone who fuckin does nothing at work only stares at balls all day

hey ballgazer get to fucking work. or
billy stop your ballgazing

by mark stroh May 4, 2005

ballgazer

The act of being a man, and staring at another mans balls.
Usually people who do this are gay, otherwise known as homosexuals.

"stop looking at my balls you ballgazer"

by vagvagvagvagvagvagvagina May 31, 2009